X FACTOR -It's THE FINAL WEEKEND!! -(Sat 7.05pm/Sun 7.30pm)- It's been a journey, we have come so far, but we've made it our own.

[Raahh]

We are promised big stars. Well, some 'big' stars. There is a new boyband I've never heard of, put together by Simon in US called Pretty Much . Must be cheap.

Here are the songs they are performing tonight- when presumably one will leave

Grace Davies
Live and Let Die - Wings
Roots - Grace Davies

Rak-Su
Dimelo - Rak-Su
Mamacita - Rak-Su

Kevin Davy White
Whole Lotta Love - Lez Zeppelin
Fastlove, Pt 1 - George Michael

Also due to perform over the weekend are P!nk, Sam Smith, Little Mix, Becky Hill (the only Voice contestant to ever have a career)and Louis Tomlinson.

Simon must get cut rates if old X Factorites perform.

Disappointed by lack of Stormzy.

I'm not sure who is doing a duet with who though. Or if that will be tomorrow. Or if Nicole will be half-cut on stage singing 'it should have been me' during Sam's set.

I am feeling a bit better this week- though lingering headaches remain. I haven't had a drink for a fortnight, and can't really face the final sober, so might get some mulled and mince pies to tide me over.

I have so much to do. Two wasted weekends have left me with loads of stuff I need to sort. Like costumes for nativity plays. But I'm getting out of taking dd1 to her football match too bloody cold and dh is the manager, after all..

So, see y'all later

Well, it has, as always, been an absolute pleasure.

To be on this thread that is. Thanks for making it almost bearable!

Enrique I'm a complete dinosaur but I think it's really yesterdays stuff too.

2,555 views on YouTube - someone likes it

I don’t think they’ve been doing it live all weekend Raahh

I will miss this!

Thank y'all, the company has been great and you've all made it so much more bearable

Naughty boy should do a duet with badly drawn boy.

Enrique it's nothing new.

I really don't get Rats Soup.

But, it's been a blast, as always , and i have enjoyed the threads. Even if I barely survived the past two weekends.

And they think they are coming back next year

And there is always The Voice...

and Eurovision....

Eurovision is class compared to X factor

I did not understand one single word that they 'sang'.
Crisp your dh is right. Shitsinger is so far up her own arse I'm surprised she remains upright tbh

Might have to do the Strictly Alex bashathon thread instead next week. I shall take my walnutless whips with me and witter on about Mormons. That'll divert them!

Right, I am off to bed. We have another exciting week of locking up pervs and druggies at work coming up. Oh, and yes, I did go for red last week. Red nails with an accent nail! It always makes me laugh when I do an accent nail and remember just how passionately some mums netters hate them.

Well ladies it’s been lovely.

I hope you all have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Piggy that is very brave of you

Fairy and to you- I hope you eventually get to put your tree up

Oh I loved the Polar Bears!!!

Thank you so much I've loved this thread and if only the show was as entertaining as you lot.
May your whips always have walnuts xx

Piggy. Don’t go there. They don’t do Mormons , sarcasm or whips. They love the show and kiss Claudias picture every night.

Have a fabulous Christmas everyone & if you find any shite telly to talk about make sure you come & find me!

Nancy. See you on EE thread. Xmas looms.

Raah yeah old, but not old enough to be back iyswim?

Thanks all for the company.
Rousette we'd better go back to the wireless

Oh Will I see you all for Eurovision? I love Eurovision. I would like to thank you all for being such fabulous company these past 5 billion weeks. Without you all, I would have given up the first night of auditions.

Thanks Raahh

Are these the lyrics - yes, sad, I looked them up online? And where is the Shakira bit?

Mamacita
Mama... mama... mama... mamacita
Mama... mama... mama... mamacita

Mamacita
I think I'm in love like tamina
(I think I'm in love)
Mamacita
I'll buy you two shots of tequila
Ah oh!

I'm about to let it all go,
Sit back, chill back, imma chill like snow.
I'm about to let it all go,
no stress, just bless,
little money where you blow
I'm about to let it all fly,
Little fun, little sun, book a flight to Dubai
People you should let it all breath
No 1, 2, 3 s come n chill where we are.

Mamacita
I think I'm in love like tamina
(I think I'm in love)
Mamacita
I'll buy you two shots of tequila
Ah oh!
“
I'll buy you two shots of tequila
— Rak-Su

Mama I see ya
So we can wrap it up like a fajita
YEAH! YEAH!
Mamacita
Mama... mama... mama... mamcita

Tell me how you need it
And I'll serve it how you want it
Being on the street your the hottest
girl I seen and I promise
I ain't never gonna leave coz I won't get nothing from it
Let's keep Rollin with up with comics
See a wave and ride up on it
You already know what time it is
So jump inside and drive the whip
Recline the board and fly the ship
Here's a strong vibe to it
We can dance all night to this
Let's skank all day and night to this
Crushing you with a longer feeling
You and I should dive in it

Great figures plus she make great figures
Mrs independent, plus she ain't fake with it
I'll never do you dirty coz your body so clean
Come play for the ting the bwoy's
champion league! mama

Mamacita
I think I'm in love like tamina
(I think I'm in love)
Mamacita
I'll buy you two shots of tequila
Ah oh!
Mama I see ya

So we can wrap it up like a fajita
YEAH! YEAH!
Mamacita
Mama... mama... mama... mamcita eyy
Mama I see ya
so we can wrap it up like a fajita, yeahh...
Mamacita
Mama... mama... mama... MAMACITA!
Get em mus
You gotta him with the, ah
MAMACITA
Get em must, get em mus, you gotta him with the, ah

Well, I'm always found (talking to myself) on Doctors thread, and tennis ones.

And of course , Dancing of on Ice is returning.

Not sure what date the Voice will be back next year. I can't believe I even watched the Kid's version

i need a (non-tv releated) hobby