X FACTOR -It's THE FINAL WEEKEND!! -(Sat 7.05pm/Sun 7.30pm)- It's been a journey, we have come so far, but we've made it our own.

[Raahh]

We are promised big stars. Well, some 'big' stars. There is a new boyband I've never heard of, put together by Simon in US called Pretty Much . Must be cheap.

Here are the songs they are performing tonight- when presumably one will leave

Grace Davies
Live and Let Die - Wings
Roots - Grace Davies

Rak-Su
Dimelo - Rak-Su
Mamacita - Rak-Su

Kevin Davy White
Whole Lotta Love - Lez Zeppelin
Fastlove, Pt 1 - George Michael

Also due to perform over the weekend are P!nk, Sam Smith, Little Mix, Becky Hill (the only Voice contestant to ever have a career)and Louis Tomlinson.

Simon must get cut rates if old X Factorites perform.

Disappointed by lack of Stormzy.

I'm not sure who is doing a duet with who though. Or if that will be tomorrow. Or if Nicole will be half-cut on stage singing 'it should have been me' during Sam's set.

I am feeling a bit better this week- though lingering headaches remain. I haven't had a drink for a fortnight, and can't really face the final sober, so might get some mulled and mince pies to tide me over.

I have so much to do. Two wasted weekends have left me with loads of stuff I need to sort. Like costumes for nativity plays. But I'm getting out of taking dd1 to her football match too bloody cold and dh is the manager, after all..

So, see y'all later

Kevin was robbed last night. He’d have shat all over this tonight

Crisp you are chief song writer. But they cannot take too long. Speedy song writing is where it is at .

Here we go, I've written us a song, it took 2 mins.

We are the cool mums-net-ters
We are so much sweeter
Than Tequila in a Fahita
We're not moaning Lisa's
We got hips like Monroe
Keep it low low low

And repeat 12 times.

Crispbutty haha love it! 😀

Cary

it's a winner.

We could build on AIBU in our lyrics, with abbreviations such as "I said LTB, he's just a big CF, He was a PFB, His mum's favourite DS"

Woman not happy

There, I wrote a song.

Cary

That Grace does have a touch of the Bonnie Tylers

Ah, feck it. I hoped they had forgotten about Sam Smith. Sent him home.

You guys are killing it. Where do I vote?

a touch of the Bonnie Tylers sounds like the sort of rhyming slang Danny Dyer uses in Eastenders

Cary. That’s a hit. You made it your own. Your like a little rat souper

I think I’d rather watch the John Lewis advert a few more times...

Even for a perfume ad, that Kenzo perfume ad is weird as fuck. Love the perfume though.

Also did anyone who watched last night think that Louis T looked like he has a significant problem with substance abuse? He looked sallow!

noisy it does doesn't it?

like a really chesty cough.

Excellent song, I want a pleather leotard like Jesy little mix ( I’m only about 104 stone heavier than her, I’ll look awesome)

cary that song deserves to go to number 1

Loving the MN song! Lots of JL ads tonight.

I think I’d rather watch the John Lewis advert a few more times...

You got your wish...

Liney

it's JL takeover on my ad break. I do like Moz the monster though.

Did anyone else just see a telepathic bull dog

Cary. Loo brushes and chickens must feature in the lyrics.

Shitsinger is like someone who has escaped from a Victorian mad house