X FACTOR -It's THE FINAL WEEKEND!! -(Sat 7.05pm/Sun 7.30pm)- It's been a journey, we have come so far, but we've made it our own.

[Raahh]

We are promised big stars. Well, some 'big' stars. There is a new boyband I've never heard of, put together by Simon in US called Pretty Much . Must be cheap.

Here are the songs they are performing tonight- when presumably one will leave

Grace Davies
Live and Let Die - Wings
Roots - Grace Davies

Rak-Su
Dimelo - Rak-Su
Mamacita - Rak-Su

Kevin Davy White
Whole Lotta Love - Lez Zeppelin
Fastlove, Pt 1 - George Michael

Also due to perform over the weekend are P!nk, Sam Smith, Little Mix, Becky Hill (the only Voice contestant to ever have a career)and Louis Tomlinson.

Simon must get cut rates if old X Factorites perform.

Disappointed by lack of Stormzy.

I'm not sure who is doing a duet with who though. Or if that will be tomorrow. Or if Nicole will be half-cut on stage singing 'it should have been me' during Sam's set.

I am feeling a bit better this week- though lingering headaches remain. I haven't had a drink for a fortnight, and can't really face the final sober, so might get some mulled and mince pies to tide me over.

I have so much to do. Two wasted weekends have left me with loads of stuff I need to sort. Like costumes for nativity plays. But I'm getting out of taking dd1 to her football match too bloody cold and dh is the manager, after all..

So, see y'all later

DD1 has just informed that 5 AM from last year have released a single.
I'm quite surprised. Since they really only danced. With a bit of singing.

Every single one of their so called songs sound the same

I swear they’re miming

Raahh. I remember them vaguely.

I could write a Rat Soup song. Pick a word.

Repeat 85 time til end.

Dd saw 5AM at the summertime ball, she said half the crowd were laughing & the other half went to get a drink

Crisp I said the same thing about Stacey. What an angle.

I wouldn't know any of Rat Soup if they knocked at our front door.

Nancy what shall we call ourselves?

It's so cynical how Simon, Shaon and Co sit there spouting such rubbish and think the viewers are going to buy into it.

I wouldn't dream of voting - and it's free on the app.

What’s with all this original song shite?

Hello all, late to the party, dinner at dads. Just couldn't muster the enthusiasm to be here in time, cos I don't really care at this point. Think I am actually favouring Rat Soup over Groaning Grace, but really...Not bovvered

It's tricky when you don't want either of them to win.

I do not remember 5AM and am not curious enough to google them

Joe bloggs. Joe bloggs. Joe bloggsss. La La la.

Sharon has liked all their songs .

Ha! Has Nicole just referenced Man's not Hot?

I have only watched 3 weeks of X Factory and now feel as if I know,Rat Soup’s songs better than they do

I can't even remember 5AM and I know I was on the threads!

Si is deluded. They'll sink without trace.

'Man not cold'????

Is this how we have to talk now?! Ok I'll start.

'Woman hates listening to this tripe'

The judges and the audience are like one of the American TV Evangelist meetings where everyone's brainwashed. Very odd.

Writing songs? They all sound the same to me.

dillite oh, don't bother. They were not good. One was very tall, with a strange weedy dreadlock fair do. And really, they weer a dance act that had been told they could sing a bit.

I will write our song..

"AIBU" sung to the tune of "YMCA"

Rack OFF!

Grace has no catch phrase. She is fucked.

Crisp I like it!

Or an abba style one..

"Does your MIL know?"

Take a look at the ‘AIBU’ -

Roussette 'Woman don't buy' (/bae for the kids)

What is Rat Soup’s proper name?