Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

come on, my big chunk of Greek manhood!

Ah Leo. They keep telling you they want surprises. How is that not getting through to you?

kiwi I've definitely seen people trying to pass cauliflower off as steak as well.**

As long as there are no Kiwi, Puffin or Hamster steaks on your menu, Grouchy

Oh bless Tom 😂

Not sure how potato will be lighter than risotto rice?

Sweetcorn is most emphatically not a Masterchef ingredient.

No i wondered the same...

I think I'll keep that information away from my children, spam. They'll try to make me cook it.

Schaden I am keeping schtumm on that.

Gareth’s sounds awful. Sweet corn and peas??

Patronising twat!

Asparagus are so phallic

[lowers tone]

Good job, Louisa.

Greg , Monica just said that. Stfu

I've never tasted a duck egg. I've always been frightened they would taste of tadpoles and it has scared me.

I'd be disappointed with a phallus that was shaped like an asparagus spear.

'I don't know who told you to put crispy breadcrumbs round asparagus' - patronising twat!!

That risotto looks disgusting

Peas, sweet corn and feta. Gosh.

Nope, sorry Gareth, that doesn't look appetising.

I also have an unreasoning hatred of square dishes.

Taffeta too pencil dick like for my taste

So? - what's wrong with a salad Greg(g)?

Bye bye Gareth.

Sorry Schaden, we are as one in our loathing of the shouty greengrocer

Garethis out.