Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

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It's here

Can you drink the dashi that's been on the dry ice?

Stop encouraging him Marcus!

Swamp thing

Oh ARSE!!!!!

Oh dear you can see Marcus grimacing as he gives the praise.

SHUT UP GREG(G)!!!

Does Gregg ever speak first or does he have to wait until the people who know what they're talking about have spoken so he knows whether it's good or not?

Looks nice. Lovely gooseberries

I completely forgot Gareth was there.

Imagine doing that to custard.

Beached islands. Epic fail

Oftenit's shutting Greg(g) up that is the hard bit Spam

I love grumpy Marcus

Granola and chutney should never be on the same plate, let alone an island

Deconstructed - loses points in the Schadenfreude household

Here too.

Looks like someone has taken bites out of it already

Schaden I like that they hide him when they're cooking for other people though so he doesn't embarrass them.**

Bayj?

It's 'beige' you wanker.

Good job, Wee Craig.

Aww Craig

If Greg(g) likes brown desserts I suggest he asks the AoF to make him a gravy meringue with scrapings of lichen or summatt!

What do we think, Aof and Steven/Craig?

Can someone please buy Greg a new shirt!?