Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

The testosterone is palpable in that kitchen. All being the chef version of Billy big bollox. Unlike last night when they were lovely.
I think the term is procuress there Fourq. 😏

It's very Tudor, Taffeta, so you probably have to approve of it.

Typical, four. Underappreciated, that's what electrical engineers are.

Dowager Relic Madam Patron has a ring to it Grouchy

I think Chef Patron means he owns the gaff he works in

They're all a bit insipid. Aside from Leo.

Maman de Sucre

Bless that man for being nerdy about the cucumber cannelloni.

I think the term is procuress there Fourq. - thank you fuckery.

I was trying to think of the feminine form of "him"

Except, of course, that four keeps her victims chosen to herself

Procuress sounds a bit Domme to me Schaden - that's squoosh's department

AoF set that up DELIBERATELY so he could boss everyone around

Arrrrsehole

Eh. Underwhelming to look at, I think.

What wankery!

Looks lovely but I could woof that down in 2 seconds

This President bloke is a bit of a knob isn't he.

I bet a Procuress would have fabulous clothes! Morticia Adams meets Mrs Danvers.

Oooh! Tom's cannelloni is getting compliments

Granola makes my heart sink.

I bet you're right squoosh. Her shoes would be AMAZING!

Thought he said "You're saucy" for a minute there. That was a tad personal.

Granola on dinner. Fuck off.

(Sorry, Leo, I love you, but no.)

I like lentils

It needs a bit of colour.

DH : “where’s the carbs? I’d need a loaf of bread with that”

Yes, yes, be critical. Critical is good.

Tiny, tiny portions of course if they are all MICE

Apart from Plankton they do seem to dodge the green veg

I want the puuuuuudding

Dds just started waiting on at a Big footbal ground. She's been told in the silver service bit she has to walk with her hand behind her back. She knows she's going to trip.
Cmon craigie.