Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

I have had the most draining day. I need the gentle balm of Masterchef to soothe my soul.

TELL ME THERE'S NO GREGG!

Yes - AoF is bossy, but he lacks true leadership potential

Gregg will show up halfway through to remind us why we hate him so much.

AoF is obv not a team player

Not till the 2nd half squoosh so you have 25 minutes of bliss

Mitts off Schaden I called dibs on Leo first old enough to be hi grandmother but he can still cook for me

Nah. Even Pertwee can't make 'the Institute of Civil Engineers' sound sexy.

He doesn't need to Grouchy. I can remember without any prompting. Honest.

He’s a private chef isn’t he? Does he work solo?....

I'll take that four! 25 mins free of gormless shouty twattery.

Oh come on, we loved it when dad got mail from the institute - he was a member so it was marked 'Mr Big Fekko, MICE'. 🤣

Do you not think that you have enough innocent young bearded men under your thrall four.

You're not getting any younger, you know.

One of my first boyfriends was a pastry chef at The Waterside.

Aww poor little pudoing boy. He's been bullied. Bet his pud is lovely.

I cannot believe the comparison of this group with last night's. They are so under prepared.

I can never have enough innocent young bearded men under my thrall. I always wanted to be one of those "sponsor" types - can't remember the proper name - like a Muse but giving financial and emotional support.

Leo's hair looks very Samurai.

Is that your exotic influence four?

NoSPiceMan doesn't have enough tattoos for REAL chefery.

He has to make four garnishes! How physically taxing garnishes are.

Fekko. That's fantastic.

Pretty posh digs for an unsexy job. Obviously that's where the money is.

FIL is an electrical engineer. Dunno if they have a fancy place to meet up.

I always wanted to be one of those "sponsor" types - can't remember the proper name - like a Muse but giving financial and emotional support.

Joan Collins is the proper name.

This place is a lot posher than the Institute of Mechanical and Electrical Engineers just up the road.

squoosh I'll take that!

Cross post Grouchy I used to use meeting rooms at the IME Engineers back in the day and, no its not as grand.

I’m not sure how I feel about Leo chopping up hearts

I think you mean Patron, four. Like a chef de patron, perhaps. Someone needs to tell me what that means anyway.

The Royal College of Surgeons building is equally almost as magnificent.