Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

Ooooh I love me a bit of yuzu. No, I really do.

Oooh! Yes!

If they bring out the nasturtiums then my bingo card will be full.

Nothing deconstructed today thank heavens!

Like how excited Louisa is about her dish.

Bananas = Devil's colon. No no no.

@schaden actually standing accross from a very large hole atm.

A very large hole due to be filled with concrete tomorrow morning.

You bring the body and I think I will be able to sort it out.

FUCK OFF GREGG!
Sorry my iPad went funny then.
I like Stephen, he's like Paddy from emmerdale, but funny.

You have 3 minutes says the grocer holding up 4 fingers. He is the present that keeps on giving.

I think I just spied a nasturtium nestling amongst the plankton

Some Turner Prize contenders there

four I am with you on the revolting nature of bananas.

I'll be round by first light goose

High 5s Grouchy

'That little croute with the offal on top' = words that should never be said.

Plankton at the pass

Wtf

Bleuuurgh tarragon.t

Ham, chicken, fish and plankton? I am bemused.

Go Mallen streak!

On a pebble? We want plates.

"Cubed offal". No thanks.

Dish is very pretty.

Hang in, oyster flowers? Whut?
I spy nasturtium leaves!
On a rock!

This is definitely a recipe from the Kremlin Cookbook

Ah no, my mistake, the nasturtium lorry called at Stephen's bench today.

Nasturtiums

Awww, look at his bashful happy face.

Where's the rest if the pig?