Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

Oh o fuck face is back with his stop watch

Wumman looking good

Mans not hot

I hate it when they put our favourites against each other. I like everyone here. But Louisa totally bossed that kitchen.

Gregg is a fuckety twatface

But without the twinkly Irish charm heart

Tom is VERY driven. He has that slight manic look in his eyes.

Fucks sake TURNIPS

Why? I mean - Gregg! Just . . . . . . WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why put fucking turnips in a Pommes Anna?

Dear Lord. Tudor gone mad

Suckling pig.

Turnip is food for cattle only.

Hungry cattle.

With no tastebuds.

PLANKTON!?!?!?!?!?!

Plankton?! Nutter.

Turnip

No the wonder our oceans are dying!

Plankton? Thud.

Gregg is looking especially Bus Driver tonight

Return to Golders Green pls luv

I've scraped more appetising stuff off a baby's nappy!

Plankton will NEVER be on the Schaden menu.

BEETROOT!

All we need now is an octopus . . . .

I hear turnips I think baldrick.
Stephen is going kraaaaazy!

I hear turnips I think baldrick.
Stephen is going kraaaaazy!

Obv not watching Blue Planet

and nasturtium eaves then we have a full house

I could cheerfully stick Gregg into something probably the cement foundations of a flyover

leaves, not eaves