X FACTOR- This week's theme is 'Crazy in Love'- (Sat 8.10/Sun7.30) and there WILL be a double elimination!

[Raahh]

So- dress in your best pleather, cos leatherette is for losers

I know it's only Friday- but I couldn't wait this week.

The theme was tenuous- check out the song choices-

Girls

Grace Davies: 'Hesitate' (original song)
Holly Tandy: Ariana Grande and The Weeknd - 'Love Me Harder'
Rai-Elle: Jean Knight - 'Mr Big Stuff'

Boys

Lloyd Macey: Shania Twain ft Bryan White - 'From This Moment On'
Sam Black: Little Mix ft Charlie Puth - 'Oops'

Overs

Kevin Davy White: Whitney Houston - 'I Will Always Love You'
Matt Linnen: Alicia Keys - 'Fallin'

Groups

The Cutkelvins - 'Saved Me from Myself' (original track)
Sean & Conor Price: Julia Michaels - 'Issues'
Rak-Su - 'Mona Lisa' (original track)

So, it looks like there are THREE original songs. Which they can make fit any theme

And not Beyonce, despite the title. (But we do get Whitney- maybe this is to sabotage Kevin?)

So...plenty of time to digest this information.

We might need it.

Hannibal could judge and Gav could prep the cellar with the pigs and skin...

Nancy he really, really is .

I love how lively this thread becomes when we are discussing anything by THE RATS

Hannibal & Gav would get in like a house on fire

*but not by

Piggy Gavin would be very happy in his cellar.

Hurrah! The Mumble Sons are going home .

As predicted, sparrow legs and Beavis and Butthead

Oh look at Simon acting all outraged

Aw mumbling Sons & soppy Sam - see ya boys

So, I think I guessed the right bottom two.

Maybe.

Finally!! The numpties and twiglet are GONE!

Another glass —bottle— of merlot is called for. 😂😂😂

What is up with Simon's mouth. It looks all crusty this week

Do we get to a point where The Sunday show isn’t on & they all sing in the same night? When will that be?

Jane his botox and fillers might be leaking out

Love the various nicknames for our 2 losers this evening! 😹

Platypus you win methinks!

Thank God the 2 most boring acts have been voted off!

Is this the most boring XFactor ever?

This thing of splitting them into two nights just feels all wrong.

nancy won't they just make them sing 2 songs? Or make even more ads and intro videos?

Flaming lunch with Louis! I would be stood there PRAYING I didn’t win.

I'd love lunch with Louis

Lunch with Louis, WHY?

They must sing together at some point, they can’t get down to 1 on each night? They would run out of adverts!

I know I said it before, but , if the idea was to make it look like the public have a say, then- it doesn't work. To do that, all the acts have to perform together. The producers get to choose/manipulate which categories compete against each other- so that skews the results.

It's all very '1984'

It’s pretty unanimous then that tonight has been shit!

My adult dd - who has severe learning difficulties - phoned me whilst the CK’s were on so didn’t see much of them as DD was reminding me I promised her lots of presents when we return from holiday. (We will be seeing her again on Monday and Wednesday before we fly out but she wants to make sure we don’t forget 😃)

I gave the CKs all 5 of my votes so what does that say?

Jane you likkle liar!!

Either that or you have definitely had too much merlot. 😜