X FACTOR- This week's theme is 'Crazy in Love'- (Sat 8.10/Sun7.30) and there WILL be a double elimination!

[Raahh]

So- dress in your best pleather, cos leatherette is for losers

I know it's only Friday- but I couldn't wait this week.

The theme was tenuous- check out the song choices-

Girls

Grace Davies: 'Hesitate' (original song)
Holly Tandy: Ariana Grande and The Weeknd - 'Love Me Harder'
Rai-Elle: Jean Knight - 'Mr Big Stuff'

Boys

Lloyd Macey: Shania Twain ft Bryan White - 'From This Moment On'
Sam Black: Little Mix ft Charlie Puth - 'Oops'

Overs

Kevin Davy White: Whitney Houston - 'I Will Always Love You'
Matt Linnen: Alicia Keys - 'Fallin'

Groups

The Cutkelvins - 'Saved Me from Myself' (original track)
Sean & Conor Price: Julia Michaels - 'Issues'
Rak-Su - 'Mona Lisa' (original track)

So, it looks like there are THREE original songs. Which they can make fit any theme

And not Beyonce, despite the title. (But we do get Whitney- maybe this is to sabotage Kevin?)

So...plenty of time to digest this information.

We might need it.

I've said it before but where's Jarvis Cocker when you need him??

I almost wish Saaaaaara had won. And I didn't like her at all.

She's representing Finland in the Eurovision next year I think.

This is such a dirge of a song.

I feel they should have a field of venomous snakes , or grizzly bears

why are the violinists being made to look naked??

Everything sounds like Ed Sheeran wrote it.

Which reminds me- his new single is terrible, very wedding singer. He is turning into Daniel O'Donnell.

Sounds like Charlie Puth.

We could have a stage in sections, each week before they sing they have to battle through 3 sections (that change each week) we could have a different thing in each part of the stage. So far we have snakes, lions, bears, sharks, cannons trap doors, feel free to add more!

Jane I'm not sure sure that's a good thing.

Yeah, it's a year and you've done... Fuck all. Funny, that. It's as if you've just been waiting for the publicity of this year's show.. .

Matt looks like a plump Ethan Hawke.

nancy sounds very hunger games, I like it.

They could all wear silly outfits like 'It's a Knockout'.

That would be great.

Did any of you watch The Gunpowder? How about motivating them to perform well by having the prize of a medieval execution?

We could have pigs. Kim Jong Un fed an uncle to pigs and it's in one of the Hannibal Lecter books too.

nancy I like the sound of that. An X Factor/I'm a Celebrity mash-up.

or maybe cut the pigs and just bring on Lecter....

oh yes we could have a good medieval pressing!

Massive it’s a knock out suits would be AMAZING!
I’ve added pigs to the list

Oooh! I like pigs. or rats perhaps? Or wild boars? How about those jellyfish that sting you with a poison that literally makes you die from pain afterwards?

Well I said it last year and will say it again - We DEFINITELY need Graham Norton’s big red chair!!

Must admit I do like Matt although he does like he’s been hitting the pasta a bit too much.

His biggest success since winning last year was as a backing singer for Enrique Inglesias.

Hannibal Lecter would/ should be a great guest judge. If he didn't like the contestants he could eat them

Jelly fish would be awesome, they glow in the dark so would look good too!

look like ffs

Platypus I don't think they let them do anything until the tour is over. It ties them into the whole Syco brand ( until the second single bombs, and they sack them)And all the winner's release their follow up around now- but Matt has already another song out, he was featured on something with Enrique, and Sean Paul no less, .

Even Dermot is bored of this shit

Eh? What?

Oh. Such a pity they aren't really having lunch with Louis.