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Masterchef-The Professionals

999 replies

MyfanwyMontez · 07/11/2017 15:40

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2017 20:48

Very pretty - for a window box.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/11/2017 20:48

Hope it's not from a ram. 😳
It's a fucking salad. Lazy arsed lump.

squoosh · 15/11/2017 20:49

Call me old fashioned but I like my MC contestants to cook.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2017 20:49

OFFAL!?

Eeeew!

viques · 15/11/2017 20:50

. "So I can showcase some real cooking" isn't that what the signature dish is supposed to do!

GrouchyKiwi · 15/11/2017 20:50

Cloudier might get through. I would be happy about that.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2017 20:50

Oh I'm so glad she's done a good job of the pigeon and the BEETROOT- what a shame about the bread.

I hope it's enough to get her through. She looks so nice.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/11/2017 20:50

Claudius looks lovely. Those veg are pretty.

squoosh · 15/11/2017 20:51

I like offal but I need to know more specifics than that. Is it stomach lining or it it perineum. That could effect my enjoyment.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2017 20:51

Crispy hen's egg - that looks brilliant.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2017 20:51

SHUT THE FUCK UP< GREGG!

viques · 15/11/2017 20:52

That runny egg looks so wrong with fish (unless it is smoked haddock, which this isn't)

squoosh · 15/11/2017 20:52

He looks like the Homepride man

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2017 20:52

Poor David - he's so gentle and bald

sweetbitter · 15/11/2017 20:52

Is a hen's egg just a regular egg?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2017 20:52

Or omelette viques

TSSDNCOP · 15/11/2017 20:53

Can they find 3 to go through?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/11/2017 20:53

Or arse or eyeball as my dear f used to say.
Stevens looks lovely.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2017 20:54

Oooh goody. We may have another Tudor for our collect-the-set.

Could Cloudier be a Maid of the Bedchamber?

squoosh · 15/11/2017 20:54

Oh Marcus, the barnet needs taming

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/11/2017 20:54

Three pissed it.the others pissed it up.

GrouchyKiwi · 15/11/2017 20:54

Blergh. Why do they like to ruin their lovely dishes with mushrooms?

Stevphen's looked good apart from the fungus.

Taffeta · 15/11/2017 20:54

Awwww lovely Steven

Taffeta · 15/11/2017 20:55

Wummun Stephven and a Bloke.

GrouchyKiwi · 15/11/2017 20:56

Yup, my three too, Taffeta.