Neighbours Thread - I vote to keep Mayor Stingray & Rebecchinis - No Spoilers please

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Can we not keep going in the alternate universe? I want Susan and Phil to be reality. But why wasn't Dee still alive?

Looking forward to next week though - I hope Therese doesn't go back with Gary.

Yes, that ridgy bit is irritating......

I think it's called the inguinal ligament. If I remember from history of art a level.

My notes from the last 3 eps

When did Mark go?

Rory’s dodgy look when he went to speak to Mick 😂

Aaron mentioning that sharing clothes with David didn’t work... different styles... no mention of size.

Every time they mention Philip Banks I can only think of, well, Philip Banks. It will be hard for Tyler to find Vivian as she herself has already had 2 heads.

So who's the killer?!!!!!

Also really don’t remember Mark leaving to go to Adelaide, what was the reason?

He left coz Louise was on trial for her involvement in Russell's death, didn't he?

You could fit 3 or 4 David's in one Arran shirt, MiddleClass.

• Davids = stupid autocorrect

I’m just going to leave this here

Who's the guy on the left?

The one and only, birthday wishing KK

No way?!!! How long ago

Maybe Monday? 😂 I dunno guessing they’re a similar age in the pics or something

What's the photo about? I don't get it.

The doctor looks better than Matt. Matt's over defined. He's too insecty. Too Gregor Samsa.

Inguinal ligaments...

Thanks MiddleClassProblem!

Have Mark and his mum been kidnapped? I still have no idea who rescued Piper from the beach or returned Gabe..

I had to google that. I don’t read much Kafka. I’m more Sophie Kinsella 😂🧐

Mark and mother will be with you presently.

No idea about the other two or the boat smashing briefcase leaver.

I haven't read it, MiddleClass.

You don’t have to hide your boffin ways from me. I’m not cool. Relish in your nerdom.

Every time they mention Philip Banks I can only think of, well, Philip Banks.

Me too, I'm waiting for Will Smith to turn up in a taxi as some long-lost adopted cousin of Paige's singing "Iiiiiiin Western Australia, born & raised..."

I'm assuming Tyler will get off eventually? Possibly after a short but dramatic stint in prison?

Maybe a short, dramatic, shirtless stint?

I was trying to work out what it is about David when he's upset. He's like wind up doll.

I hate that defined inguinal ligament look popular with men now. It makes me feel queasy.

I'm sure all the ripped young lovelies will be devastated that they'll never have a chance with me now...

Seen the trailer on the DS website for the hr long special...??