Celebrity island, is it a sting ray, stone fish, jellyfish sting? No! It's cramps.

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Any one ready for this series? First episode is already funny. Probably the funniest one yet

And a carrot

I've just caught up now.

There's a bit at the start where Bear says the island has enough supplies for them to survive, so I'm thinking that some of the stuff has been put there. But a carrot?? Really?? Seems a bit weird to put something there that clearly didn't grow on the beach 🙈😂

Shazia is just unbelievably amazing. So calm and capable. Did she get given something to increase her blood sugar? One minute she was catatonic, and the next day after not having eaten anything she was swimming out to the net twice.

And Sharron's body. Wowwwww. Perfect.

Sharzia is unbelievable.

I screamed at the telly yesterdays when the fish was flying and bouncing everywhere. Sharzia running like a helpless chicken and the comedian acting like there was nothing happening. I just could not believe it. Food was right in front of him and he could not move fast end. If I was sharzia I would roast him instead. You could see her frustration with him but what could you do. Unbelievable. 😂

He bloody had a net in his hand ffs. In his hand! He could not be bothered to scope even one. One!

I have to say I was screeching at the TV: they are all so fucking useless apart from Sharzia. FFS - can none of the others swim at all? Didn't they think 'eh up, I'm off to a fucking island, I had best learn to fucking swim? AARRGGHH - too much for my blood pressure. Wankers.

Poor Ryan v the turkey. They all look so skinny now.

Mark Watson and a couple of women have nothing left on them at all - I'm surprised their clothes are even staying on them.

I am glad mark left. His share of food would have fed the others.

I have her hated any one I do iwan. When he was lying on the bed i wanted to scream. No! He can't sleep on the bed melody made. Ffs she managed it because she ditched the group and did it by her self first time. The second bed looked even better. I hope that sharzia gets it but Iwan is too greedy.

What a shoer this group are! The worst ever I think!

shower

Is anyone still watching? What a disaster it is!

Just watching the after show now. I bet Iwan has reverted to type by now!

I loved the fact that it was mostly women who stuck it out, so strong of them! I hope iwans change was genuine and he saw how he was a dick when he arrived on the island. I thought melody had an interesting journey too, that she realised she could trust people and be part of a team. What the hell happened in the pussycat dolls?! Are the couple still together do people know?

I can't understand why they never made a decent shelter and a sleeping platform. It looked so grim sleeping on the ground in the rain. I'm quite surprised any of them survived it.

Yes I found that hard to understand.
I can only think that they were just so hungry and all the effects that had on them but then they did it right at the end of course when surely they'd be feeling worse anyway

Yes, Lucy and Ryan are still together. Agree that the women came all came across very well. Definitely changed my opinion of Lucy. She must have been strong to keep going and stay on the island. The men were pretty hopeless. It did not look appealing in the slightest did it? Looked like hell on earth.