Celebrity island, is it a sting ray, stone fish, jellyfish sting? No! It's cramps.

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Any one ready for this series? First episode is already funny. Probably the funniest one yet

I am! Not liking Iwan...

Love that the women found the water!!

Neither am I. What an arse.

Did you see how gutted he looked when they said they found it?! I think he'd have rather have kidney failure!

Looks like brains are going to beat brawn. I'm hoping that this won't turn out the way Eden did. I think these women might be able to keep any potential domineering Alpha males in their place.

They need to build a raft and send Iwan off on it.

I didnt watch Eden and ive never seen this before, either.

What happens later on in the series do we start voting off at some point?

I've got it on. Can't work out why they didn't split into teams to make fire, search for water and make some kind of shelter for night one.

Enrique me too, I think it was the "alpha male" thing and they wanted to do everything.

I dont understand why they are listening to Iwan?! I think id have chopped his head off with the machete by now!

Oh god! I didn't expect any replies. Welcome every body. I love the women and how they are coping. Ewan is something else.

He was really annoying on Strictly too.

Hi Been following this on Twitter. Hilarious! Everyone hates I wan on there too!

Sharzia was a science teacher before becoming a comedian and the other female is a doctor. It shows where the brains are. I hope RJ does not suffer. He is really trying but the men fighting for the alpha male is just annoying and boring.

Hes just an all round twat isnt he.

Really liking Shiraz I think her name is? However I think she might snap soon.

Ohh its Sharzia ffs

I'd forgotten that he was on Strictly. I've just had to google it to remind me. God he was so obnoxious on that. As soon as he was told that Orla was his partner he picked the poor woman up and whirled her around. That's when I knew what a prat he was.

tiff I agree! Boring!

The women will eventually just take charge I reckon.

I really like Shazia and Sara. Mark Thomas seems the most decent of the men so far.

LOved this. Also don't like Ewan. Want the woman to take charge.

I thought R J Mitte sounded stoned all the time.

I didn't realise that he has cerebral palsy.

Oh really?! cariadlet I wondered why he was talking like that too..

I though it was great he was picked for his role based on his disability on breaking bad. Usually they would have some one without it to play the part. I saw him talking about how low he was paid because I think they didn't think it was going to be as big as it did.

I hope melody (pussy cat doll band mate) does not annoy me. She used to have the best voice in the group and was my favourite.

mark watson. not thomas.

iwan - what a pratt. why cant some do water, some do shelter and some do fire? completely beyond me.

tiff thats really great, good on him hes very funny too.

Also melody was my favourite too. Nicole pissed me off she was always taking her limelight.

Exactly Alternative what a bell end