Celebrity island, is it a sting ray, stone fish, jellyfish sting? No! It's cramps.

[tiffanysfanny]

Any one ready for this series? First episode is already funny. Probably the funniest one yet

Kwan was talking about bonding experience and it was only day two. What made me lol was tired they all looked when they got back.

Plus finding the little bugs where he had chosen they should all make raised bed and sleep. The disappointment on the others faces was priceless.
All that time wasted on maggots.

I was shouting at the screen about the water "follow the birds" "find footprints". DD and I did a high 5 when Shazia finally said it, and cheered when the got to the water!

I feel sorry for them with the fire, they were doing it right but were just unlucky. It'll be even harder now the rain has soaked the kindling.

I wonder if they'd have been warmer in the water when the rain came at night?

Can't wait for the next episode (and yes, Iwan is a dick)

mark watson. not Thomas

Yep, AlternativeTentacle. I got that completely wrong.

I'm always mixing up Mark Thomas and Mark Steel. Now there's 3 sodding comedians called Mark to confuse me!

did you ever used to listen to mark radcliffe and marc riley? you would have been comfuddled.

Also you should define not camp under coconut trees, in Thailand there's actually warnings as they can kill you if they fall on you. And why don't they try and get coconuts for food and liquid??

Cannot get over what an absolute bellend Iwan is!
Loved the weak woe is me I'm like a hormonal little woman whinge while the actual woman were finding water.

Cunt

Marking my place,I'll watch and report back!

I found it interesting that Sara 'gp behind closed doors' has been snapped up by 'this morning ' and now this! Just shows good looks get you anywhere!!!

Just watched this on my lunch break - it was so good! Iwan is an utter utter twat - he's annoying, whiny, irrritating, misogynistic, and HOPELESS, all in one episode!

I think Sara has far more going for her than looks, and think that's a horrible comment.

Loved the weak woe is me I'm like a hormonal little woman whinge while the actual woman were finding water.

I really really wanted to lamp him - this is what being a woman feels like?

No mate - what being a woman feels like is getting the fucking work done, with no water because you lot were glugging it down like you were in a fucking nightclub on a drinkathon, backwards, in heels and with blood gushing out your cunt, period cramps and usually not getting fucking paid or recognition and being expected to look pretty all in one.

Utter fuckwit.

That wasn't meant as a horrible comment kate, what amazes me is if you look a certain way the tv companies are quick to snap up. She is a beautiful girl

Agree with all of you lot! Iwan had me loathing him within 5 minutes, a record even for my intolerant self. What a fucking sexist, thickheaded knob he is.
Liking Sharzia and RJ and Lucy and Sara. And the comedian bloke.

Programmes like this are amazing for demonstrating why we still need feminism.

Just watched it and found the thread, I knew Jason from corrie would be as much as a dick as his brother was on I'm a celeb get me out off here, they think they're alpha males and are the complete opposite.

I was thrilled when the women found water, that was one in the eye for Iwan, jesus he's a complete knob, comparing they way he feels with hormonal women, bellend.

Why do some men have to act like cavemen in situations like this, it never works.

Oh yes, I was cheering when the women found the water! Iwan is not coming across well - feeling exhausted and emotional is what it feels like to be a woman?? 'I think my dick's going to fall off'. Yes, because that's what women are - just men without dicks. ''my throat feels like a nun's chuff'.

Not a very pleasant man. And so desperate to be the leader. It's very telling that the men are always fighting for leadership. Very Lord of the Flies. The women seem to just get on and do stuff.

Anyone watching tonight?

Yep
Ryan and iwan still being knobbers.

No not RJ ... they are fucked now

Can't believe iwan told RJ to slow down and take it easy when last night he was moaning in the rain when RJ was building a shelter....

Ooh so now the girls have found water and dinner ! If they can get it together enough to catch and kill it I'm imagining iwan really fucked off at that.

Anybody else wondering of the pineapples were planted?!

Ryan needs a time out

Ryan needs to sit on the naughty step

buddhasbelly YY next it will be OMG guys I found some chicken nuggets