My Kitchen Rules (Season 8): Chockers with big-noting, barneys, and probably some barbies and bush tucker

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Starting Monday, 21Augustat 7pm onSky Living!!

Whose in?

I agree. 'I can't eat my protein' = what a twat.

Tomorrow's will be interesting!

I'm hoping Ms & Mr Puke beat Seafood King & Batting Merrins by 1 point.

Though I can't recall what they got!!

So do I but have a feeling they'll do well

Well if they do our only hope is in the sudden death Mr Seafood King will rely on his brilliance - Not allow Batting Merrins any say then mess up totally.

Gained a bit of respect for VeganNotVegan challenging his comment about scoring - wife doing what she's told

Just caught up with last night's episode. I felt so bad for Della and Tully, I really think the pressure got to them. Ideal scenario now would be VomitQueen and BulkyTwat do worse so they're in the cook off with SeafoodJester and MrsNoBetter. 2nd scenario would be Della and Tully whupping the arses of Josh and Amy. I really, really dislike that couple. At least Alysa and whatever his name is are upfront about being knobheads. The other two are just sneaky and petty.
Right, I feel better getting that off my chest.

Oh yes Ms VeganNotVegan rocked last night. I do like that couple a lot

Well if you didn't mind Josh before tonight's episode the conversation waiting for the starter may just turn you to the negative.

King Seafod should be KingOdiousToad. He CANNOT take what he dishes out can he (dishes literally as well as figuratively)

Actually hate him.

He went even further down in my estimation tonight, if that is even possible. The cook off should be fun tomorrow !!

Just watched the disaster that was seafood king, no sympathy at all for them, and they were so late with serving, his smugness was sent into outer space, serves him right, the arrogant fool.

Going to watch the next episode in a bit so I'll be back.

I haven't read the updates, I posted from when I bookmarked last, that way helps avoid the updates if you're not caught up, I think it does anyway, I'll click post messasge and look away

Why the fuck has Fishy got his knickers in a twist with Tully? She was bang on calling them out; their bird was undercooked but the fish and rest of the meal was utterly shite. The pressure defo go to Tully and Della.

Not sure who I want to go tomorrow. I dislike both and I'm glad they are in the bottom two.

Fishy Toady McTwatFace needs to utterly create the worse menu know to man tomorrow. My disklike of him is so much i actually like the Vomit Two at this point

Seafood King way more obnoxious than the Voms, but good on his wife for standing up to him tonight over the ridiculous marking. The producers must have been rubbing their hands when they found him!!

If they win tonight my head might explode. Just saying in case you never hear from me again, you'll know why.

Amy, have my first LTB.

That was one of the best episodes ever.
Where do they find these twats contestants? Josh makes me physically recoil. Vile person. Am I taking it too far if I whisper psychopath?
On the other hand I surprisingly felt sad about Alyse. I think she has some serious self esteem issues.
Cook off tonight is going to be Cringe City, I expect.
And I have major crushes on Della and Tully. I bloody love those two women.

Ha ha disappearing continuing my lesbian theme here.....I think it would be awesome if Amy and Alyse eloped together and never had to live with those two fuckwits again. And for them to announce it at another dinner party.Before the starter so we get maximum entertainment.

Hi! Just joining in and all caught up. Looking forward to the grudge match today. Josh the fishy woman hater vs posh-not-posh-store-bought-spice(paste).

Think that might be "out of the frying pan, into the fire" for Amy.

As for where they find these twats, I do think it is heavily edited. At Della and Tully's, Josh said about Della having been opinionated and had to stop himself from laughing at the irony. It is a pantomime, but I still love it.

Gah!!! I've to go to a freaking meeting now; not impressed. Pah!! Do they not know I've a tv programme to watch?

Won't be home till after 9 now - if the husband wants to watch something of obvious lesser importance there will be trouble!! probably wont watch toll tomorriw night now

I don't understand why nice lady was crying?

It's definitely heavily edited. I hate all that nonsense. There are people in this just for the craic that clearly can't open tins. Even so, why not have a practice?

DH did not have tv on when I came home. Score!!!

Does Seafood Twat not grasp that even though he's still in (sadly) he was still shit. Twice. Shit at something he thinks (and oddly still thinks) he's the best at?

Arghhhhh!!!

They were really useless in the cook off, neither of the teams covered themselves in glory.

I can't wait to see the team challenges, they are usually great fun