New Love Island

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Anyone care to join?

This programme is so trashy...I loves it! I can't believe I'm approaching 40 and i still watch this shit

I found it funny that Montana and Dom labelled themselves as the 'power couple' on day 1. Didn't take much to split the power couple up, did it?

We really ought to play Love Island bingo. Already called are: 'Love island not friend island' and 'blue balls'. Seriously, these guys complain of blue balls after 2 days of no sex.

Althea, I've noticed 'bouncing off each other' and Ambers special 'I'm not putting all my eggs in one basket'

The classic was 'my basket is open'
What?! I think Amber hinted in her introduction that she finds it hard to hold down a relationship. I am not sure I can see her working out with anyone because the minute she's getting on with someone she gets prickly with them.

I agree with everyone about what a tit the new guy is (not Johnny the other one). So unbelievably arrogant.

I'm holding out hope that Camilla and Johnny get on well even just as friends. I really like how articulate she is and the fact that she has a difficult and dangerous job. Johnny talked in his intro about how much he's travelled so I'm hoping they will bond over their experiences of different cultures and places.

I think Amber's head will be easily turned by other guys. I didn't hear Kem apologise to her for throwing the pillow at her - maybe I missed it, but a sincere apology was necessary in that situation rather than just trying to force her to stay with him.

I think Camilla will be out next time. I don't think this lot have any loyalty

One of the new girls is called Tyne-Lexy. What?!

Christina, I agree Camilla is definitely at risk. But I'm hoping she'll stay in the same way Lauren stayed on the first series - like Lauren (not sure I've got the right name), Camilla is refreshing as she seems to be there more out of curiosity rather than a desire to be famous. (No doubt I'm completely wrong & she'll become a reality telly stalwart!)

Gutted it wasn't on last night. Was most disappointed this morning when I went to catch up.

More disappointed having watched Jess's sex tape though

Haha overitalready I saw it. Was more disappointed with what she had to work with

paloma Made me laugh

From what I can gather and watch there are 2! The first which is with Rogan from ex on the beach yes i watch that also 🙄 involves sex mixed with cocaine 🤢

The second one well I make you spot on!

Love Island is shameful viewing but so addictive.

Dom can take a run and jump if he thinks its Jess's (never know if it's 's or ') responsibility to relieve him of his sexual frustration. Go and sort yourself out would be my response.

Kem is a muppet. What did he think he was going?

I like Marcel.

Hahaha ladies I just watched it too (one of them anyway) - was really shocked at what she was working with too! 😉

Where can I find this sex tape? Haha

not that i should be looking but i cant find it

Tyne-Lexy..just why?!

Try twitter or porn hub 😬

Haha - pornhub, search Jessica Rose 😱🙈 Tyne-Lexi, just choose a bloody name love!

tyne-lexie is.hilarious bless her. chris was like a rabbit in the headlights.

Amber is a psycho! Jess is a massive bitch!

I am behind again! will catch up tomorrow. Was it not on last night?! glad I didn't stay in

Will watch them tomorrow night whilst ironing

I wouldn't say amber is a "psycho" she's only 20! honestly how stable can you be if you go on TV shows like this 🤷‍♀️

Omg - Amber is such a stirrer. She makes trouble on purpose and then calls Chris a drama queen. Oooh dear. I'm not a fan of Chris but i did feel sorry for him,

Caught up last night!

Fair play to Montana telling Jess how it is. I admire Jessica's confidence but also, what a bitch. Her and Dom are so smug and self satisfied it annoys me!

Amber - how very immature and attention seeking 🙄 I wonder if Kem will tire of this

Tin Lexi or whatever her name is is sure to shake things up. Her Chris graft was fairy cringe?!

Marcel is still my fave and I hope he gets some gabby action.

I hope Marcel and camile have someone Sweep them off their feet. Amber is a massive stirer asking if she's Chris's type in front of kem. In love island terms she's mugging him off

Also finding it very addictive. Watched 4 or 5 episodes in one sitting!!

Marcel keeps telling everyone about his Blazing.
Camilla is nice, but too closed for anything to happen.
No surprise that Harly went.

The boys are such lads, aren't they?

Amber is starting to get on my nerves now. I've seen here in a different light in the last couple of episodes. I thought she was ditzy, but now I'm not so sure.

None of them are really clicking with me. Dh is watching too.