New Love Island

[Onehellofaride]

Anyone care to join?

I really hope Camillia doesn't go there!

Theresa lot about that new Craig on t'interweb about him dropping his kids and fiancée (ex) to go on Love Island.

Leave Camilla alone!

yeah, i mean i know he has only been in a day but he's not mentioned his kids so far.

Thanks Ginger .** I gathered it was to do with that but wondered what the link was with the verb.

I'm prob overthinking this, 'tis LI after all.

the only thing i can think is 'dusting the cobwebs off' grim haha!

Yep I thought similarly: dusting oneself down ready for the new bird - eek.

It's not even in Urban Dictionary! I thought UD had eeeeeverything.

Wow that episode was boring.

None of the new women are going to sway the men no matter what Kem says.

Can Craig please stay away from Camilla? The 'do you know what I mean' was bad enough without him clearly going for her out of popularity.

That kiss between Montana and Alex (was it Alex?) looks so awkward! But I can't wait to see what game they have to play.

Jonny is so thick. 'Is she crying about me?' Noo, not at all. But it was funny seeing him realise he hardly has any clothes.

Dom's teeth scare me tbh.

Overall, I don't see the twist changing the dynamics much.

Not sure about the female newbies, just as long as Tyla and Camilla couple up with two of the male newbies and Jonny is left out in the cold

Anglesey 😂😂😂

30-40 somethings huddle in hoodies with cups of tea...

I would watch!

None of the new girls are anything to write home about, the original girls are much much prettier
I was hoping someone would turn Doms head but I can't see that happening with them lot
I'm surprised how many of them were into Kem though, I think he's by far the least attractive in there, he looks like a greasy sleazy Spanish waiter
Kem & Chris's bizarre carrot stick and hummus conversation had me in stitches though, I'm really starting to come round to Chris

I would definitely watch an older love island though, that'd be brilliant
Although some of these lot are older than you think, Dom & Simon are around my age (27/28) (I know because I've snogged them both ) and Marcel is in his 30s

Well that was a bit of a disaster actually. I think if the guys and girls were just normal and hot then it would've been a different outcome. I just don't find any of them attractive (sorry peeps). When Mike and Jess came in they all went just went a bit crazy.....
I hope it doesn't continue like this because it's going to be a bit boring.....

ERrrrrrrrrrr did I read that right noCapes? We need more info!

How can you have kept the Dom snog quiet this long Capey? Spill!!

We're going to need a new thread soon

i think but dont know that Chris is from a typical farming background and just so happens to be alright looking. I think all the fundamentals are probably there with him but he is a bit over arrogant as he probably does get a lot of attention back home.

when kem got a shirt out the other day and chris said deffos white skinnies nice shirt mate or sumat like that i was in stitches.

I can finally join the thread again now I'm up to date

Was quite disappointed with the newbies tbh, none of them float my boat.

Enjoyed Chris and Kem's chat, even though it was utterly bonkers

NoCapes did you snog long haired or short haired Dom

Haha I kept it quiet for a reason, he's a knob!
I know him because my Mum & his Auntie were best friends growing up, so I know his cousins fairly well and was out with them one night when they introduced me to short haired, pre long haired modelling days Dom and we had a bit of a smooch, nothing special
I used to know Simon fairly well when I was a teen, he was in my extended friends circle and he was kind of my drunken snog buddy for a while, you know the one you just always end up with at the end of the night? He didn't do himself justice on LI tbh he's really really lovely IRL ... Dom, not so much!

Haven't seen either of them for years though, I grew out of my party days and am a grown up now, they didn't

The episode preview

I think they like Kem because he's popular on the outside and they might stay in longer.

Capes

Anglesey. Ha ha.

Houmous dips carrots. Ha ha. Bromance. See, I said it before. Kem and Chris need to couple up. They/ It is the only funny thing here ATM.

Newbies all not very attractive. = Boring. Show is boring, Yawn.

The episode preview made me laugh a lot. Looking forward to it tonight

NoCapes Whaaaaaaaat? What a claim to fame!!

Chris is amazing, I know he's a bit of an arse but I don't think he genuinely means any harm, he is just a big fish in a small pond back home imo. He just seems painfully young and so immature!