New Love Island

[Onehellofaride]

Anyone care to join?

Thanks for the Jonny info @AlletrixLeStrange, business manager eh? As if!

I agree about it just being another boat load of muscle men, so boring! There's no 'alternative' types on there, I guess I mean more hipster looking guys who could also be main stream attractive. Huge guns do nothing for me.

Also I get really bad vibes from Craig/awful tattoo guy. Something about him makes me feel really uncomfortable, for some reason I feel like he has a really aggressive edge and I agree that he's made a bee line for Camilla on purpose. I hope she sees through him and sees his terrible, terrible tattoos.

I'm hoping Alex has some substance all though that preview of what looked like a task kiss was well awks.

Camilla did go in saying something along the lines of that she liked a bit of rough though... He's a bit too chatty imo. I feel like he's trying to be Marcel but is more bull in a China shop.

Also don't get Kem going for Chyna when Alisha (sp?) and Danielle were interested. They're far more attractive.

I'm fed up of seeing Camilla crying. Yet again.

Southampton girl, who has dated a footballer? Another one? Hasn't Montana dated a Man U player?
And her photo was very unflattering. He chest is very fake and just stuck on like a balloon. Not good.

The boys? None attractive. Agree with pp's re chest and no legs.

Tattoos on dad, who like camilla? Nope. Not attractive.

And once again, they all seem so dumb. Boys and girls. Not even half a brain cell!!

I feel old .....

Or maybe it was just a bad photo?

I thought Craig was awful - talking at Camilla,asking out they could have deep conversations. Bloody love Iain Stirling's voiceovers - 'does know what he means?' He clearly thinks Jonny is a rotter too.

I wish they'd send some 'normal' people in. No everyone's a gym bunny, nor a muscle lover. Please take note, producers! Or maybe there's only one kind of man who applied for the programme.

And yes - bloody Essex! Why so many people from Essex??!

MNHQ take note too - please give us an edit function!

Agree that Craig seems dodgy. I'm sure he's not Camilla's type though so would be surprised if sfe fell for him.

It's bizarre that these overly pumped up men are what they think every girl must like. I'm not a pumped up pectoral fan, never have been. Yes, a good body is nice but that doesn't mean you have to be all bumpy and waxed.

Love a good peg and forearm.

Er... leg....

Ahhhhhhh so much to catch up on!! Can't remember all the new people's names! //amber 😂

Gimble I agree with every word re Craig. Not keen!

Can Montana please get a lovely man please!! That rob(?)seems a bit alright he will do

Humous 😂😂

"Chyna...more like plastic" LOL middleclass she is a bit grotty

Chippenden YES to older Love Island 🌴

"Full tin of paint" yes 👏🏼 especially Marino he is so out of proportion he looks like a cartoon character

Who doesn't love a good peg 😆

Marino makes me cringe and shudder. There's something about him...

Maybe the reason they have only got these type of men is that it's harder to take time off work if you are conscientious or not in ad hoc work like modelling or trade.

I think lots from Essex because a lot of people from Essex that go on reality TV end up on TOWIE for a series or two!

100% agree with PPs though. I like a hairy man, sometimes I think I prefer a 'dad bod'. Waxed and pumped up men aren't my cuppa tea but I imagine they are mainly the ones who apply to the show to further their 'modelling/PT/online influencer(?????)' careers!

I love a good PEG haha!

The guy cracking onto Camilla just seems way too over the top, like woah slow down there horsey. Agree with PP he has just seen how liked she is and wants to be coupled with her for that reason.

Also can't believe how many of them smoke too, although at that age I did smoke too to be fair

Last nights ep was a bit boring as it seemed like nothing happened. Also warming to Chris as he is kind of funny?, not sure what's wrong with me there...help!

I'd go on older love island.. but only in the co futon that I wouldn't have to wear a bikini on telly. Perhaps they could do it somewhere chillier-Anglesey?

All of the new people are rank, not a hot one between them. If they'd have put some real beauties in then it may have actually ruffled some feathers/ changed some dynamics!

Instead, everyone's just going to look at the newbies and say 'nah, I'll just stick with what I've got thanks'

Would love to see a 30's/40's one, or even a late 20's.

I think they'd be some really classy cover-ups on older Love Island.

Can I just jump randomly into this thread to ask Wtf "dusting" is?

Has anyone else noticed that Dom licks his lips all the time and Johnny blinks really rapidly - esp one eye.

Chris & Kem are fantastic, I wish they could couple up together.

I don't think a single one of these new guys are attractive, but I think Liam Gallagher's hot so I don't think my opinion on that counts and I'm with Gimble on Craig, something not sitting right there.

Surely they can find men that are handsome, intelligent and not total arseholes?!
I don't know if they make them in Essex though, I don't actually know where Essex is

Quite surprised Craig is in considering his home life. Probs not the right thing to say on MN but Camilla is going to get blindsided with this one.

Love Chris and Kem together. Funny.

Alex looks like Dom to me.

Dusting is shagging as far as im aware lol.