New Love Island

[Onehellofaride]

Anyone care to join?

I do love a bit of trashy t.v. love island is my guilty pleasure.

I can't see Amber getting into a relationship easily with anyone - she gets stressed about the prospect of being in a couple.

Olivia and Sam could work.

Amber is all about the chase. She needs someone to play hard to get with her!

I think that's right!

Well I've missed tonight because I was watching the sound of music with the DC so I will be watching double tomorrow night!

Kem "I'm having a small dick day"

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This is why I love Love Island - the insight into lads talk. I love how they all bond - the relationship between the groups of boys and the group of girls are more interesting than the couples IMO

I've gone off Jess. That 'snooze' comment when she heard Montana was going on a date. No need. She likes to be controversial and doesn't like it when the attention isn't on her.

Kem "I'm having a small dick day"

This way too funny.. all the boys claiming things were suddenly smaller than usual when they thought they were going to be groped

Dom's face when he only got 1 point in the gropey competition was priceless!

I would love to hear a conversation where the word "like" isn't used.

I also don't know if Camilla's ever seen this programme? I think she must've been in Afghanistan getting rid of landmines when it aired. She's such a bad fit for the show, despite probably being the one I most relate to.

Anyone else's partner disgusted with them for the fact they watch this? I don't even know why I watch it. I dislike the majority of the tossers...

ooh wondered where the love island thread was!

my run down so far...
sam is my favourite, love his personality
harley is too serious and too into the game / clinging on
dont mind dom - much better suited to jess
kem is alright quite funny
i thought i would like marcel but theyre not giving him much screen time
love jess at the moment
olivia is probably second fav
like camilla but not really for this show
cant decide about chloe - bad press before she went in put me off a bit
cant decide about amber either, too many similarities with kady and i wasnt a fan of hers
montana gets right on my nerves u would have thought she was married to dom the way she went on
like jonny the other ones eye brows and shiney face are too much of a distraction.

Im a love island virgin and having heard my colleagues at work big it up in hooked. Love love kem he is just funny without trying. DONT LIKE THE NEW GUY the one who went on the date with Chloe. He just adores himself !!!!!

sienna that was unnecessarily bitchy wasn't it?

carley I was so happy to see Dom knocked down a peg!

paloma I know what you mean re. Camilla. I really like her, but I wonder why she is really on there

isobel I don't like Chris either. Very up himself

Any predictions for the recoupling?

Jess and Dom
Chloe and Chris
Kem and Amber

i wouldnt be surprised if amber goes for someone else.

Ah glad I've found this thread! Kem is so funny, love camilla, sweet girl but not suited to a show like love island at all.

Who do we think is leaving tonight?

Hardly or Marcel. I'd hate for Marcel to go though. He seems like a calming influence and they definitely need that in there.

I feel bad that nobody fancies him though, despite him coming second in the body challenge.

HARLEY!

Harley to go.
Marcel looks like he could be very interesting

Harley's definitely going

Can't stand Kem he's awful!

Don't like Jess either she absolutely loves herself and I'm sick of seeing her arse

I like Olivia but I don't understand why she's with Sam, he looks like e hasn't hit puberty yet

And yeah Camilla went to the wrong audition I think - love island is definitely not the show for her

I think Harley or marcel! Most probably Harley though. Urgh, yes Jess. Really thinks she the bees knees doesn't she!

I think that new guy johnny will go.

My predications;

Jess and Dom.
Amber and Kem.
Olivia and Sam.
Chloe and Chris.
Montana will go with marcel as promised.
Camilla will go with Harley, her loyalty will lie with him as he was one of the orginals and she really isn't interested in Johnny.

Jess definitely loves herself, as does the new guy Chris! It's nauseating!

I think to go on Love Island, you must possess some sort of overinflated ego, which is why Camilla doesn't really fit in with her modesty.

They clearly all think they're a catch, but I would love to see them without the extensions, acrylics, fillers, makeup and whatever else they've used to enhance themselves.

Isn't Camilla in there though because of Harry? Just like Lauren was in last year because of Zayn. Relatively normal so wouldn't usually get chosen for the show.

Kemp is waaaaay too much.