New Love Island

[Onehellofaride]

Anyone care to join?

Loved everyone popping up like meerkats when new one came in

Surely in vanillas line of work there's not that many women and a "lads" culture must be something she's experienced?

I still adore Camilla. I absolutely love that she is talking about the importance of feminism on a trashy ITV2 show. It's just a shame that she was a bit blindsided by Johnny's idiotic stance and so wasn't able to respond with facts and figures. I think the crying is less about Johnny and more about feeling out of place and wondering if she's made a big mistake in going on the show. I think she's a bit of a perfectionist so is frustrated with herself for being mistaken about him. I'll be so sad if she goes next.

I've liked ,Montana all along, she's great at difficult conversations. She's funny too. She would've challenged Dom too much, I don't think he could handle her.

I also like Olivia. I think she's very funny. I think she just can't handle her alcohol & she obviously felt bad about her outbursts the other night. But she apologised to everyone, which is admirable.

Chloe is the the one I dislike. She wears her ignorance with pride and is clearly just desperate to stay in the house so started sniffing round ,,Johnny seconds after he & Camilla argued.

I don't have many opinions about the boys - aside from Marcel they're all fairly interchangeable. I do think ,Johnny used the argument as an excuse to extricate himself from a relationship with someone so intellectually superior.

I do not fancy the new guy. What are they all seeing that I'm not??

Considering Camilla is meant to be this strong feminist, she loves to put on this mousy little girly voice when speaking to a guy she likes. Very odd indeed!
I think Olivia and Chris would be the most dim couple going - all they'd talk about it "Why do you fancy me then?" they're both so in love with themselves, I don't think their mirror would ever be free!
I'm loving Marcel and Gaby, but I don't know how strong they are - she seemed pretty excited there was a new guy coming in. Love Montana, I think she's keeping it pretty classy (for LI anyway!)
The new guy seems dull as dishwater and not at all attractive.

I quite fancy the voiceover man. Cracks me up every episode just what I want in a man

TipTop I totally agree about the new guy, I don't get it!

Was glad Tyne won the booty competition but I find her quite awkward when she tries to chat up the guys. At least she didn't ask as many questions like 'do you like onions?'!

Don't see Marcel and Gaby lasting, not sure she's that into him. I really like Marcel though so hope I'm wrong!

Amber still really grating on me but didn't mind Chris as much in that episode.

At first I thought Amber was a fun person but having seen her stirring she just seems like a trouble maker who's only looking out for herself.

Chris as everyone says is very odd but I think his odd behaviour comes from the fact that he's thick and conceited in equal measure. I can't imagine him having a genuine relationship.

I actually feel sorry for Chris. He really is thick.
I don't think any of the pairings will work , because they don't really fancy each other.
The girls' eyes were popping out when they saw the new guy.
Last year, I felt that the 'relationships' were more genuine.

It's still such early days and I think they are being a bit more sensible with their feelings this year rather than diving in all guns blazing.

Montana was brilliant this ep. Splitting from Dom has really let her blossom. She's not just "there's a boy, I fancy him" like a couple of the others (Tyne, Olivia, Amber for eg).

Olivia is doing my nut. Amber's wandering eye will have its undoing. I think they need to up the caliber of boys in there pronto.

It is annoying that so many of these shows only represent one type of young person and the majority aren't covered. Feels like Love Island are making steps to show a little more with the girls. I just feel bad that youngsters are being misled on how to act/look and what's "normal" (I say youngsters but I'm only a year older than Marcel 😂)

Also I hope new boy not as good looking as they think living in a bubble and a bit drunk was just playing up in his VT and is actually a good 'un but even if not I hope he pies Olivia.

I'm LOVING tonight's episode... Watching all the guys squirm is making for excellent watching!

They suck on those water bottles like babies

"Are you and Chris together?"

Olivia "no"

😧😧😧

Why is she sleeping with Sam ?!

I'm liking Montana more and more. Jess was such a flirt in her date with Mike, so different to Montana. And I hate to be bitchy but Tyne Lexy was right about being prettier than Olivia without make up. I no way think Olivia is as pretty as everyone keeps saying.

God I am too invested.....

I've only seen four episodes and don't want to like watching it but I can't help it!

There should be a series with 30 somethings too

I am liking Montana too
I think that Mike was surprised that she didn't fancy him.
Jess, there are no words. Talk about offering it on a plate.
Chris has had his nose put out of joint. Serves him right.

None of the boys seem to have any substance to them whatsoever.

And these first dates consist of questions like 'so, do you fancy me? Do ya? What's your type then? Am I your normal type? Was [sic] you surprised when i picked you? So I'm your type am I?' and on and on.

And Kem, an infinity bracelet? After a week?

I was also thinking they should do one for 30/40 somethings. I remember the celebrity love island back in the day. Surprisingly there were a few years in that, too. I seem to remember something between Jayne Middlemiss and Lee Sharpe? It was years ago; I think they only did one.

I wonder who will go on Sunday. I hope Montana and Camilla stay but i think Camilla's vulnerable. I'm not sure anyone will couple up with her, sadly.

Yeah unfortunately I think Camilla is gone which is such a shame and I blame the producers completely.

Questions from tonight's show:

Why is everyone from Essex (not literally)?
Why does Johnny sound like Bruce Forsyth?
Why is George Clarke in there?

Actually thinking about it Chris might pick Camilla over Tyne unless Camilla tells him or someone else she may not want to stay or thinks Tyne deserves it more which feels like a Camilla thing to say but Tyne is younger! She's got plenty of time to find someone! and improve her chat

Jess made me cringe with the flirting on that date and she went back to Dom and bare face lied about how it went, what Mike said and how she responded. It's made me dislike her even more. I really hope Marcel tells Dom that Mike said she was 'bare flirty' on the date. I also think Jess faked feeling upset by Dom's 'you look better naked' comments as a get out of jail card, in the case Mike fancies her. I highly doubt it would have bothered her that much before Mike entered the Villa. The thing with Jess, her seeing herself as the alpha female, she wants who's perceived to be the best looking guy in there.

Montana is really growing on me, I think she's funny and clever and doesn't act as desperate as the other girls with the flirting.

I agree with PP about the men having no substance. I'm sick of hearing 'do you fancy me' and 'am I you're type?'. I think Mike was into Montana until she hurt his ego by telling him she didn't fancy him and that's why he told the men that he sees her as a 'friend'.

Olivia has a lovely figure. Well they all do but I think that's probably what makes her stand out because she's also tall.

I was a bit shocked at Jess's behaviour on the date.

So funny watching Chris stress about Mike after sitting around declaring that everyone adores him and he's better looking than David Beckham 😂

I don't get the whole Olivia attraction to be fair - I don't think she has a nice figure at all. Shes way too thun - her thighs don't even meet at the top!! Although i know "thigh gap" is meant to be a thing these days isn't it! I think Montana has the best bod - infact she's probably my favourite girl all round at the mo.

I like Montana too and feel a bit sorry for her because she's obviously trying hard to fake it til she makes it with Sam, and it's not working at all. That kiss! Where did he get the signal that that was appropriate? She really wasn't into that. I hope someone comes along with whom she can build either a relationship or a good friendship.

I wondered about the Essex thing too. So many of them are from Essex it's like watching an episode of TOWIE at times.

Surely there are some reasonably intelligent student type blokes who have applied for the show? Some that aren't completely up themselves? They'd be a welcome addition.

I like Montana and Marcel. I don't think they show enough of Tyne-Lexi at the minute. Perhaps because she isn't involved in any drama.
It's a shame for her that she didn't hit it off with Mike.