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Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 15:23

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

  1. Israel: Eye Candy
  2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
  3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
  4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
  5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
  6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
  7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
  8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
  9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla
10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

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Draylon · 13/05/2017 20:42

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 20:42

And Sgt Pepper's smoking jacket

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GoldenOrb · 13/05/2017 20:42

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Akire · 13/05/2017 20:42

Wow so spectatular I missed it Grin

RedToothBrush · 13/05/2017 20:42

DRINK.

MAN BUN!

GinSwigmore · 13/05/2017 20:42

english breakfast tea
they think it's Moldova, it is now
My husband salutes you Star

SherlockPotter · 13/05/2017 20:42

Moldova is my favourite so far!

GinSwigmore · 13/05/2017 20:42

english breakfast tea
they think it's Moldova, it is now
My husband salutes you Star

dillite · 13/05/2017 20:43

usually I am quite partial to a man bun. Not on him though.

FauxFox · 13/05/2017 20:43

Hungary man looks like he's in pain Confused

thedragonflyinn · 13/05/2017 20:43

Claire from Steps is on the violin!

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 13/05/2017 20:43

I have an irrational hatred for man buns. For that reason, this dude is shit.

totorosfluffytummy · 13/05/2017 20:43

Wish we could "like" comments on here - it would really make sense on a thread like this

OublietteBravo · 13/05/2017 20:43

He brought a different costume for the final.

Redcrayons · 13/05/2017 20:43

Mmmm, no.

GoldenOrb · 13/05/2017 20:43

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Rockefeller234 · 13/05/2017 20:43

WHAAATT? A rapp?

Madbengalmum · 13/05/2017 20:43

Trainee matador is rapping.

Draylon · 13/05/2017 20:44

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Lweji · 13/05/2017 20:44

The dresses were short and then they released the hem and dropped to make them long

What an excellent excuse to rewind and then fast forward. :)

Ah, the bridesmaids!

qazxc · 13/05/2017 20:44

crap rap and fire!we're really flying through the eurovision bingo!

Fiderer · 13/05/2017 20:44

I think there should be a stipulation each country sings in their own language.

Dolly80 · 13/05/2017 20:44

Super that all makes complete sense to me but she's struggling to mark songs out of ten and looks perplexed by this man rapping so I'm not sure I can use the, quite rational, reasons on her Smile

Akire · 13/05/2017 20:44

Oh dear is girl friend dosnt seem to
Happy, maybe he's singing his meal
Plan for the month

BabyHamster · 13/05/2017 20:44

Well this is very intense.