Masterchef. Come hither, food fans, and pass judgment

[Halsall]

New thread!

Liver in liquorice, you say? That's veering perilously close to the liver in lager in that Mike Leigh film (as fondly mentioned by me before on MC threads)

Hmm Saliha is getting on my wick now.
Liquorice and sweet breads. No thanks.

Ah a bit of cheffy wankery.
Nothing makes my teeth itch like seeing playful on a menu.

And he needs a shave

Silence of the Springboks, methinks

Liver in the first three dishes? Will Giovanna be making a liver ice cream?

Liquorice should be put on trial in The Hague for crimes against my taste buds. 😖

Liver with lots of other stuff is all the menu needs to say

'Imaginative plating'

?????

Fermented milk ice cream.

No thank you to this whole menu.

I'd love to know how much those dishes actually cost

The ingredients are prima donnas....right so

I hate the way Alison says todeully and podaydo instead of totally and potato. Pronounce your Ts woman.

Oh god liquorice and liver jus, I missed that earlier, gross

Oh he is a tosser. Almost Wallace standard.
I love liquorice. As a sweetie, not on offal.

Looks rank.

Three lots of cabbage is not eclectic, India. You need a new script writer.

Again only half watching on a fuzzy telly.

I find the SA accent really sexy so this whole episode is very distracting :o

Ye I'm not loving any of these dishes, I'd much rather the bbq grub

I can imagine Giovanna as a Land Girl merrily ploughing a few acres by hand.

Can you give it a wallop Cagliostro, like the olden days (well my old days) would that help the telly

Chopping each pine nut into 3 - think I'd have lost the will to live!

Chop each pine nut in three? 😅

And then slice a few grains of rice.

That chef is a twat and so are his dishes

Nailed it there squoosh, that's exactly her, and she'd be bloody good at it too

Steve is so weak!