Masterchef. Come hither, food fans, and pass judgment

[Halsall]

New thread!

Anyone else irritated by the verbing of "liquid nitrogen"? Why can't they add the liquid nitrogen instead of liquid nitrogening it?

squoosh hahaha yes, that's it exactly! Wearing jodhpurs and a hand-knitted guernsey!

Oh Cagliostro I was just thinking how unfortunate the SA accent is.

Definitely not one of my sexy knicker quivering accents.

Too right, demented. Those dishes are wanky. The chef seems alright, but that food is just . . . ming.

Who the fuck really wants to eat a pancreas anyway?

That chef is a tool

Giovanna as a land girl is perfect. Absolutely no bally nonsense and getting the bally job done !

The cheffy bloke is an ok chap but his food is ........
Interesting.

Barbecued meringue. I am losing the will.

I think Steve did great

A 10-course tasting menu here (probably at least 9 of them with liver) is about £90 apparently. That's without wine.

When I remember the name of the restaurant I'm looking up his normal menu

Absolutely no bally nonsense and getting the bally job done !

Bally needs to make a comeback!

The Test Kitchen ellen

A splat! Bingo.

Or maybe The Liver Lounge

Oh no I just love the accent. Which is unfortunate really as my neighbour is from SA with a strong accent.

Still, more Marcus for you eh :o

No can do with the telly, it's Pontins quality :o in fact there's a green patch at the top of the screen - not the best look for Gregg's head when he's on screen!

DD cracked up at the pine nuts cut in three.

Giovanna reminds me of an actress, but I can't remember who.
The chef needs a good scrub.

Is it Halsall, would you be full for that 90 quid I wonder or heading home to BBQ afterward

There's never enough potato, is there? I suppose it's hard to make it look sexy.

There's a lot of splashing going on. I think it would annoy me having the scrape the sauce off my plate.

Pudding looks delish though!

The Liver Lounge

Perfect.

Finally got it!! Giovanna's eyes are the same as Bear Grylls! Been driving me nuts. Now I'll have to find photos or prove it...

Sorry but this food is so poncy it's really pissing me off! Who fucking eats like this??

OhWhat I can only see Chummy now from call the midwife since the word "bally" was mentioned and its a great word

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