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Masterchef. Come hither, food fans, and pass judgment

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Halsall · 05/05/2017 20:53

New thread!

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PurpleDaisies · 10/05/2017 20:32

Anyone else irritated by the verbing of "liquid nitrogen"? Why can't they add the liquid nitrogen instead of liquid nitrogening it?

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Halsall · 10/05/2017 20:32

squoosh hahaha yes, that's it exactly! Smile Wearing jodhpurs and a hand-knitted guernsey!

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squoosh · 10/05/2017 20:32

Oh Cagliostro I was just thinking how unfortunate the SA accent is.

Definitely not one of my sexy knicker quivering accents.

expatinscotland · 10/05/2017 20:33

Too right, demented. Those dishes are wanky. The chef seems alright, but that food is just . . . ming.

GrouchyKiwi · 10/05/2017 20:34

Who the fuck really wants to eat a pancreas anyway?

ellenanora5 · 10/05/2017 20:34

That chef is a tool

dementedma · 10/05/2017 20:34

Giovanna as a land girl is perfect. Absolutely no bally nonsense and getting the bally job done !

fourquenelles · 10/05/2017 20:35

The cheffy bloke is an ok chap but his food is ........
Interesting.

GrouchyKiwi · 10/05/2017 20:35

Barbecued meringue. I am losing the will.

ellenanora5 · 10/05/2017 20:35

I think Steve did great

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Halsall · 10/05/2017 20:36

A 10-course tasting menu here (probably at least 9 of them with liver) is about £90 apparently. That's without wine.

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ellenanora5 · 10/05/2017 20:36

When I remember the name of the restaurant I'm looking up his normal menu

squoosh · 10/05/2017 20:37

Absolutely no bally nonsense and getting the bally job done !

Bally needs to make a comeback!

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Halsall · 10/05/2017 20:37

The Test Kitchen ellen

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fourquenelles · 10/05/2017 20:37

A splat! Bingo.

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Halsall · 10/05/2017 20:37

Or maybe The Liver Lounge

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Cagliostro · 10/05/2017 20:38

Oh no I just love the accent. Which is unfortunate really as my neighbour is from SA with a strong accent. Blush

Still, more Marcus for you eh :o

No can do with the telly, it's Pontins quality :o in fact there's a green patch at the top of the screen - not the best look for Gregg's head when he's on screen!

DD cracked up at the pine nuts cut in three.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 10/05/2017 20:38

Giovanna reminds me of an actress, but I can't remember who.
The chef needs a good scrub.

ellenanora5 · 10/05/2017 20:38

Is it Halsall, would you be full for that 90 quid I wonder or heading home to BBQ afterward

Xmasbaby11 · 10/05/2017 20:38

There's never enough potato, is there? I suppose it's hard to make it look sexy.

There's a lot of splashing going on. I think it would annoy me having the scrape the sauce off my plate.

Pudding looks delish though!

GrouchyKiwi · 10/05/2017 20:39

The Liver Lounge

Perfect. Grin

dementedma · 10/05/2017 20:39

Finally got it!! Giovanna's eyes are the same as Bear Grylls! Been driving me nuts. Now I'll have to find photos or prove it...

Destinysdaughter · 10/05/2017 20:39

Sorry but this food is so poncy it's really pissing me off! Who fucking eats like this??

ellenanora5 · 10/05/2017 20:40

OhWhat I can only see Chummy now from call the midwife since the word "bally" was mentioned Grin and its a great word

dementedma · 10/05/2017 20:41

Look!

Masterchef. Come hither, food fans, and pass judgment