Masterchef. Come hither, food fans, and pass judgment

[Halsall]

New thread!

I'm ambivalent towards Saliha too, I've not been struck by any of her food tbh.
Gregg is pissing me off even more than usual this year.

I never really see the point of the episodes where they send them to work in some restaurant kitchen, nothing ever seems to turn on how they perform there. I feel the same, you never see the judges discussing their performance.

Didn't really watch properly as we are in a holiday camp with the tiniest, grainiest TV ever 😱😂 sad to see Lorna go, I'm backing Giovanna all the way now

Evening all. Tonight's dishes include antelope antler soup with dung beetle oil, roasted warthog served with a fricassee of grubs and beetles, and proteas with unicorn tear veloute.

Evening all, South Africa tonight, who's here

Grouchy I will burst out laughing if there's any of that tonight

Me! Helloo everyone!

Evening all.

Ooo hello oooooo Mr South African chef. 😆

Scrap that I'll be legging it over there if there's unicorn

unicorn tear veloute!

And WTF is Greggg wearing on his head?

Is a brai a bbq

Still chasing the kids up and down the stairs!

Barbecue tonight then?! Not excited so far. Animals are beautiful though!

So the trick is not too burn stuff......who knew

Why has Alison gone mad with the mascara? In that heat her eyelids will weld shut.

Imagine the heat

Gregg's a twit.

I could not cook on one of those things. I would burn every part of my arms, and pretty much everywhere else.

At least they won't be burned fourqs

I'm already feeling annoyed with Saliha's comment about being a dainty girly

Love Giovanna...and Steve

Saliha is annoying me

Oh go away, Saliha, with your "I'm just a little woman, me" tripe.

Dammit. Forgot about springboks. I'd have said them instead of antelope if I'd been thinking properly.

Worried about the meat being dry.

And wishing her husband was there Halsall

Signing in!
I believe it could be. Saliha pissedoff me off with the "little woman" crack.
Springbok-almost a unicorn.

She has big burly man Steve to do it all for her, I'm forecasting tears