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Masterchef. Come hither, food fans, and pass judgment

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Halsall · 05/05/2017 20:53

New thread!

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TwoBeams · 10/05/2017 12:48

I'm ambivalent towards Saliha too, I've not been struck by any of her food tbh.
Gregg is pissing me off even more than usual this year.

Cagliostro · 10/05/2017 15:20

I never really see the point of the episodes where they send them to work in some restaurant kitchen, nothing ever seems to turn on how they perform there. I feel the same, you never see the judges discussing their performance.

Didn't really watch properly as we are in a holiday camp with the tiniest, grainiest TV ever 😱😂 sad to see Lorna go, I'm backing Giovanna all the way now

GrouchyKiwi · 10/05/2017 20:03

Evening all. Tonight's dishes include antelope antler soup with dung beetle oil, roasted warthog served with a fricassee of grubs and beetles, and proteas with unicorn tear veloute.

ellenanora5 · 10/05/2017 20:04

Evening all, South Africa tonight, who's here

ellenanora5 · 10/05/2017 20:05

Grouchy I will burst out laughing if there's any of that tonight Grin

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Halsall · 10/05/2017 20:05

Me! Helloo everyone!

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fourquenelles · 10/05/2017 20:05

Evening all.

Ooo hello oooooo Mr South African chef. 😆

ellenanora5 · 10/05/2017 20:06

Scrap that I'll be legging it over there if there's unicorn Grin

dementedma · 10/05/2017 20:06

Grinunicorn tear veloute!

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Halsall · 10/05/2017 20:06

And WTF is Greggg wearing on his head?

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ellenanora5 · 10/05/2017 20:06

Is a brai a bbq

Xmasbaby11 · 10/05/2017 20:07

Still chasing the kids up and down the stairs!

Barbecue tonight then?! Not excited so far. Animals are beautiful though!

ellenanora5 · 10/05/2017 20:07

So the trick is not too burn stuff......who knew Shock

fourquenelles · 10/05/2017 20:08

Why has Alison gone mad with the mascara? In that heat her eyelids will weld shut.

ellenanora5 · 10/05/2017 20:08

Imagine the heat

GrouchyKiwi · 10/05/2017 20:08

Gregg's a twit.

I could not cook on one of those things. I would burn every part of my arms, and pretty much everywhere else.

ellenanora5 · 10/05/2017 20:08

At least they won't be burned fourqs

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Halsall · 10/05/2017 20:09

I'm already feeling annoyed with Saliha's comment about being a dainty girly Hmm

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dementedma · 10/05/2017 20:09

Love Giovanna...and Steve

ellenanora5 · 10/05/2017 20:09

Saliha is annoying me

GrouchyKiwi · 10/05/2017 20:09

Oh go away, Saliha, with your "I'm just a little woman, me" tripe.

Dammit. Forgot about springboks. I'd have said them instead of antelope if I'd been thinking properly. Angry

Xmasbaby11 · 10/05/2017 20:10

Worried about the meat being dry.

ellenanora5 · 10/05/2017 20:10

And wishing her husband was there Halsall

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 10/05/2017 20:10

Signing in!
I believe it could be. Saliha pissedoff me off with the "little woman" crack.
Springbok-almost a unicorn.

ellenanora5 · 10/05/2017 20:11

She has big burly man Steve to do it all for her, I'm forecasting tears