Neighbours Thread - Just Say No to the Limber Ladybird

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Therese - wake up and open your eyes and arms to Paul!

Run, Paige, Run!! Mark only wants you for the contents of your womb!

What is with the creepy men at the minute? Finn, Mark, Jack & Gary make my skin crawl.

Xanthe (on leaving school): 'This is not one of those crazy, spur of the moment decisions, Gran! I've really thought about this!'

(Since I ran out of school. Earlier today.)

What actually is the limber ladybird...?

What actually is the limber ladybird...?

It is Gary's signature sex move, apparently taught to him by Brooke. We have, so far, been spared the er intimate details.

Limber being supple and a ladybird being a small spotty flying insect the imagination boggles

Im a few episodes behind but ah! Mark is so annoying. Paige rejects him so he immediately starts dating someone else who he doesn't like that much. Why? Why does he need to have a girlfriend?? Why ant he just be single until he meets someone he actually wants to be with. Why force something with Ellie?
Sorry, rant over.
Also lol at Scotland Yard being interested in Dee and Willow

Don't laugh. I bet they've got a white board with a list:

1. Catch international terrorists
2. Prevent more international terrorism
3. Work out what happened at Grenfell
4. Catch BaDee
5. Find Lord Lucan...

I'm often in central London. You can't move for Wanted posters of an Aussie blonde with veneers.

Gabe's fake crying 😆😆

How funny is Gabe looking happy when he is dubbed with a crying sound.

X-post 😂

The ginobaby can now cry despite looking perfectly happy. Seriously neighbours, play your fake crying baby noises while his head is facing the other way at least!!

Ha ha multi cross posts!!

Sooooo Jack. Firstly he finds it a turn on the Steph fell asleep on the job. Then he sounds a bit rapey talking about Steph sleeping (or was that just me reading into it?) and then he says he hasn't been attracted to anyone other than Paige for 10 years? How old is he? What about his crazy ex? Is he meant to be 28+ or something? I was assuming he was early 20s like Paige. I'm very confused.

So there are 2 swimming pools on Ramsey Street now? I thought there was only one.

Wha? ???? Dude don't have sex with women who are asleep. Not seen the episode. Hope its better than it sounds.

Seriously Gabezilla belongs to a producer or someone because he gets way more face time screen time than anyone else.

I always feel for Luc on H&A because she never gets screen time because she's always "crying" yet it clearly a bonny baby when you do see her

Definitely Pencil. Agree about Mark, it's quite pathetic. The characters in most soaps are like this. Particularly Chesney and Sinead in Corrie. They always have to be in a relationship.

MommaGee he didnt have sec with her but what he said sounded like he got turned on by her being asleep.

Agree about Mark and his back to back romances. Maybe all will come to light when we meet his mum (like Neighbours has even noticed his Love habit).

I think the Brennan's have always had a pool and seen people in towels in the kitchen post dip etc but not sure how far back that goes

Answer foun! It seems always been there. The Ramsey's had it (see last seen and bottom pics with Scott, Charlene, Henry and later Jane by the pool in the Ramsey's backyard)

www.neighboursepisodes.com/index.php?year=1988&episode=0686

Let's not forget that Jack has previous for icky sex turn ons (ie. hypothermic woman who'd just jumped out of a hot air balloon and was a bit broken)

Jack's a proper perv.

I think it's weird that he was turned on that she was asleep rather than he felt gratitude when she tried to tell him not to take the baby's grizzling personally (which is good advice).

How random is it that Steph fell asleep in the middle of the day whilst at work . Saying that, holding the ten tonne baby would take it out of anyone.
Gabe's non crying face with crying sounds was too funny!

Omg. Awful episode. Was someone on crack whilst that was being filmed???

Worse baby crying dubbing EVER.

Jack - ewww gross creepy. I saw her lying catatonic on my bed and felt something . dude keep your hands out your pocket!

He does seem like the kinda guy someone would meet on tinder, think they are on to a winner but after many months the sex is non existent and then one day you find him in the wardrobe having a wank whilst watching you get change through the door crack...

Fgs please retire Susan.

But since when did a head not interview properly, ridiculous

Haha MiddleClass he totally is that guy