Neighbours Thread - Just Say No to the Limber Ladybird

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Therese - wake up and open your eyes and arms to Paul!

Run, Paige, Run!! Mark only wants you for the contents of your womb!

What is with the creepy men at the minute? Finn, Mark, Jack & Gary make my skin crawl.

She only wears comfy casual clothes/nightwear when she's back on the booze. Remember? It's one of those clues Neighbours uses. (Like Xanthe must be sad because her hair is all straight)

Loved the way she still looked immaculate and made up after her treatment. Would it not affect her hair?

Moral is don't over share Piper. Who was the video about Tyler for?

I'm guessing just for herself? Like her version of writing it down?

The hair thing can take a while for some people or can be lessened by wearing ice caps etc or just not be as bad but like with anything medical people react differently. She's only been on it a week though so I'm guessing we will see that and her in a head scarf at some point but like with any neighbours recovery she'll probably have it all back to normal after a month or two anyway.

Therese has straight hair which means she is sad - just like xanthe. Neighbours using the same clue here on both characters.

Yes, Therese can't wear slobby clothes until she is officially Not Coping. She's just teetering on the brink at the moment so has to ram herself into those dresses and jackets still.

They've learned their lesson with Sonya. She wears droopy clothes all the time, so when she was sliding back into addiction all they had as a clothes clue was pyjamas. Limits the storyline if the character can't leave home....

Its a really tough storyline and so close to a lot of people I am sure so I wonder how far neighbours will go with Therese's illness and if she will lose lots of weight and if they will show her to become really ill. Quite a hard story for usually very airy fairy neighbours.

I think making her go on a huge diet might be pushing their luck really.

Yes, especially as she'll be over it by the end of the summer

Why can't neighbours ever have a storyline where the characters realise they shouldn't get married BEFORE the wedding, rather than have a ridiculous build up with people SO CLEARLY not made for each other just to have a massive bail out on the wedding day itself???

Terese is a grown woman, not a naive teen. She'd have the guts to call it quits and get back with Paul where she belongs.

But didn't they say they would move it up to.... October? Or did I miss that? Normally when people get married in Neighbours it's a maximum of 2 months away. Sometimes it's a week turn around.

They've learned their lesson with Sonya. She wears droopy clothes all the time

And has lank hair. I do think it's about time for Xanthe to get going with the shampoo. Finn has been gone for more than a fortnight, in Neighbours land people get over the death of a spouse and remarry within that time frame.

Mark would have been engaged 3 times already if he was Xanthe

I think Mark and Paige will actually be married by the end of the year. That's my shout (which might change next week) but clear there's a big build up to then reuniting and then they will sort of pick up where they left off and she will have some concerns or something relating to their last wedding day etc.

Maybe Therese will run out of the wedding into Paul's arms and Page and Mark will be like well its not worth wasting a party - lets get married NOW

Scotland Yard! SCOTLAND YARD! Pah!

After Karl turning all Kolumbo (see what I did there?) on Finn I reckon we should send him to Skotland Yard to unearth DeenotDee

So who do we think Willow's dad will be? Mal? Shane? Maybe they're bringing back an old character - what are Connor & Tad doing these days? Who else was about that age? I think most of those I can think of would've noticed if Dee looked a lot like their ex.

Surely its Brad or Paul?

I did think Mal - with the London thing. She had dark hair same men can be a bit clueless so might have missed the resemblance

Isn't Sonya married to Tad in real life? That would get a bit meta - her screen husband cheats with someone her real husband's character has also slept with. Mind boggling.

So yeah, it'll probably be Paul or Brad.

Kould be Karl, he's got a kid in London (Holly?)

The answer is on DS spoilers, if anyone's interested...

Surely it's not going to be an actual character from neighbours though? Wouldn't they have noticed when Toadie met Dee that she looked just like someone they'd previously shagged??!

Neighbours has jumped the shark so many times I wouldn't be surprised if Willow's dad is the actual Fonz himself.