Neighbours Thread - Just Say No to the Limber Ladybird

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Therese - wake up and open your eyes and arms to Paul!

Run, Paige, Run!! Mark only wants you for the contents of your womb!

What is with the creepy men at the minute? Finn, Mark, Jack & Gary make my skin crawl.

Ellie is the worse teacher ever, she's been suspended/investigated at least twice in the first 6 months of working there but she's now going to be the headteacher?!

Jack and Steph would be an even worse couple than Mark and Steph were.

However my biggest bugbear is the fact that Paige is apparently breastfeeding but leaves Gabe for hours at a time. In the first few weeks there is no way that you could do that even with expressing. She's also got enough time to be a PA when most mums are pretty busy.

I think Steph and Leo make more sense

Thought Steph had more or less decided she is definitely gay?

She did get leaky boobs the other day

Stwph and Leo would be angry sex.
Steph and Paul?

I had to laugh when Jack said "apparently Gabe's started smiling now" He was smiling on the day of birth!! 😃

Jack and Steph is all wrong. Amy will be dying to get her judgey pants back on.

Nah Steph is bi. She falls for people not genders... or who ever pays her a compliment.

Agree Leo and Steph would be angry sex but I'm not sure Steph has another level.

Re Steph and Leo. When Jack was confessing his creepy feelings he did make some comment about her being a stunning woman.

Also how long did she have Gave for her to go to Jacks room and conk out? I expected her to burp him and cuddle him and give him back

Amy is going to murder Steph when she finds out Jack fancies her.

It'd like to see dark Amy. Hopefully it would be better than vanilla with flecks of judgy in it.

Amy has surely got a whole load of crazy behind those slightly too wide eyes and smile.

For the life of me I just can't imagine Amy ever doing housework in underwear. Her judgy thong would have given her a very nasty wedgy.

The new family are really irritating especially Yashti

Nice one Dippie

Dipi has the most monotonous voice I've ever heard in my life

They don't really have any pleasant likeable characters, do they?

Tyler! There's always Tyler

According to Perfectblend Steph was born in 1979 which tally with the family arriving in 1999 and her celebrating her 21 not long after, this would make her 38.

Google say britians youngest catholic priest was 24 and that seems young - I'd assume Jack must be 26 at least.

But Steph would still be 10 years older at least.

More realistic would be Jack and Ellie

Ellie is like one of those spiders that shags a fella then eats his head. Here is who I think should be together:
Paul and Therese
Aaron and David
Leo and Steph
Mark and Sheila
Ben and Willow
Xanthe and Tyler (she could plat his hair and give him makeovers and I'm bored of Piper)
Gary and Ellie they can be insectual (real word in the dictionary what I wrote) together in the well if possible.

Arf at Gabe being breastfed. That child is clearly capable of putting away a roast dinner.

Mark and Sheila 😆

I kinda want Mark and Paige back together now but then another part of me wants him to get with Amy and they can fuck off the beigeland and judge anyone that does something more exciting than watching magnolia paint dry.

They don't really have any pleasant likeable characters, do they?

""Tyler! There's always Tyler""

And Aaron!

Here is who I think should be together:
Paul and Therese agree
Aaron and Davoid But Aaron is lovely and David is insipid. We need a nicer gay man to love Aaron
Leo and Steph UK. He can have Dipie's sister
Mark and Sheila that'd be so funny. I like her and Clive and I fiat want Mark and Page to get together and stop moping
Ben and Willow reckon this is on the cards then Xanthe will decide she wants him back. Or Yashvi will get into trouble with Evan and Ben will rescue her
Xanthe and Tyler (she could plat his hair and give him makeovers and I'm bored of Piper) - their kids would be beautiful but dippy

I find Aaron a bit too Butlins 😁

I don't mind him, I don't mind lots of people like Xanthe, Piper (used to love her), Toadie, Steph, Paige, Susan, King Karl, I even don't mind Terese now (she was an utter twat before).

But Tyler is hot and a good personality. Oh and of course I like Paul but not in the same way.

I really liked Aaron and Nate. That was crap that that ended so swiftly.

Also re Dipi's sisters boobs and all associated cleavage. Tbf there's never complaints about the boys taking their clothes off. Goose and grandee spring to mind