Neighbours Thread - Just Say No to the Limber Ladybird

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Therese - wake up and open your eyes and arms to Paul!

Run, Paige, Run!! Mark only wants you for the contents of your womb!

What is with the creepy men at the minute? Finn, Mark, Jack & Gary make my skin crawl.

But anytime they get a wiff of money it goes tits up but I still don't understand how Sheila afforded the reno after the Brooke fiasco

Only on Planet Neighbours would it be considered alright for the sulky, eye rolling, sighing, Yashvi to take a hammer to her father's car so she could see Evan.

Wonder if the TV company will get lawsuits if hundreds of besotted teens start raiding toolboxes and creating havoc with the family transport.

DS is promising an interesting couple of weeks

Read that as Dear Son is promising an intereatong couple of week

As soon as I saw this I had to post it here :o

Pmsl

Also PMSL

Awesome

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Poor Terese, from pregnant to back on the booze in one twitch of Gary's imagination, on the basis that she's not feeling well and pushed him away. I'd have to be at death's door not to push him away.

I really dislike Sonya when she's in full concerned mode. She was very accusing when she talked to Terese and considering her recent past I'm surprised she hoiked up her judgy pants that high. The wedgie must have been painful

So Steph and Jack are on the cards now FFS

That age gap must be worse than Sheila and Clive assuming he's a similar age to Paige and Paige isn't much older than her twin half sibling one of whom was played by Steph's son.

How old are Steph and Toadie anyway?

Clive would be around the same age as Karl & Paul so ideal for Sheila, but I'm sure Steph is nearly old enough to be Jack's mum.

Toadie was born in 79 as was Steph. Can't find any info about Jack or Sheila. Paul was born in 63.

Steph was born in 1973, Sheila was born in 1950, Jack born in 1989.

I would have assume a smaller gap tbh. Thought Stephen was maybe 40 and Jack late 20's. No one would bat an eyelid the other way round but its an odd personality fit

I'd have to be at death's door not to push him away

My last words would be Fuck off with the limber fucking ladybird

How old was Steph when she came into it? She's been in it since 99

We need a cast list in order of age. I'm guessing we'd be starting with Harold/Lou, then Sheila, Kennedy's, Paul, Therese, Shane/Dipi, Steph/Toadie, David/Leo, Brennans, Mishti, Brad's offspring - oh actually that could span three decades.

This Piper stuff is beyond dull

Isn't it? Tyler needs to dump her. For a 44 year old English woman.

Fuck off with the limber fucking ladybird

There's a window Gary now flutter off, there's a good little ladybird

Tyler is definitely the best of the brothers. Aaron is lovely but I'm female. Mark is only good for window dressing

I know we can't be trusted to remember that Therese is busy and important without her dresses and workwear on, but seriously, why is she is she not putting something a bit more casual on for lying on the sofa?

Sick of this Piper crap too, nothing that all these people (Tyler and Xanthe) are horrified by is new news, they are such obvious things Piper would say, how are they surprised?

Terese always wears dresses and jackets even at home, can't imagine her in jeans and a tee shirt, or comfy baggy pyjamas.