Neighbours Thread - Just Say No to the Limber Ladybird

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Therese - wake up and open your eyes and arms to Paul!

Run, Paige, Run!! Mark only wants you for the contents of your womb!

What is with the creepy men at the minute? Finn, Mark, Jack & Gary make my skin crawl.

I think it might be a 'would you let Paige anywhere near your newborn?' thing.

On Casualty, Robyn gave birth to a premature baby (without taking her jeans off, naturally).

They used a creepy as fuck animatronic baby which really gave me the heeby jeebys so I think I prefer Gabe the giant babe.

Paige will be able to send Gabe to Harolds for takeaway in a couple of weeks.

Harolds? Gabezilla will be getting served at The Waterhole before Jimmy at the rate he's going.

Jimmy hadn't seemed to of grown. But then I guess it's hard to when you're a wooden puppet.

I was admiring Paige's super flat stomach muscles today. She has positively pinged back into shape.
I assume that's were GabeZilla gets those extra strong neck muscles from.

I hate this Leo and his dodgy mate thing. I hate it when they role in the low rent crim. surely it's not normal for so many people on one street to have direct dealings with shady characters. But then I guess Leo isn't technically on the street. But maybe it keeps the house prices down allowing extra cash for extensions.

Phew! I've just caught up on the last 2 months on here... I had been looking forward to Paige's giant baby reviews and was NOT disappointed! Gabezilla, snort

What I seem to have missed somehow is what happened in Queensland with Mark and Paige? I didn't know he went to Queensland... WHY did he go to Queensland?! Or did I get the wrong end of the stick? Did I miss an episode??

I don't think we know about Queensland.

I think we are supposed to assume they hooked up.

Ellen advised Mark to take a break to consider his future. He was gone just long enough to fly to Queensland, shag Paige in the airport toilet and get the next flight back to Erinsborough

Do we think Finn is faking his condition?

Do we think Finn is faking his condition?

I don't think he could fake a burst aneurism but I do have a suspicion that perhaps he's not quite as paralysed as he'd like everyone to think.

All the Gabezilla comments keep making me choke on my water!

Yes, I suspect Ellie just went in to tell him off & as soon as she left he flung his pillow on the floor, pulled out his nose tube thing & panted a bit. My other theory is that they've just stolen a H&A storyline & it's going to be like John where he can't actually remember doing any of the bad things now that he's cured.

I'm surprised that Paige & Jack aren't discussing the concept of becoming a "proper" family now that he's not a priest. I expected them to be living together, with another giant baby on the way by now! Really don't want her to get back together with Mark!

I felt really sorry for Sonya when she was obviously uncomfortable around Gabezilla & Paige offered him to her. I can't believe even Paige would be self-centred enough not to realise why Sonya basically ran away as fast as she could!

I think the paralysis is faked and the memory loss. It's ok though constable Brennan will save the day and then get promoted back to detective.

No wonder paige can do some exercise with gabe - definite weight training!

I think the paige /mark thing is slightly reminiscent of the uncle Bryn camping story in gavin and Stacy

My other theory is that they've just stolen a H&A storyline & it's going to be like John where he can't actually remember doing any of the bad things now that he's cured

What did John do? Why does Marylin have shit taste in men?

Fl0ellafunbags

John develop a brain tumour and became an arsonist as a result

*developed!

Yep. I think Finn is definitely faking it. Freaky lizard that he is. Still, wouldn't mind if they locked Elly up for a bit though.

So many questions!

Is no one else co corned that according to Karl we lost almost a week?

Didn't they cancel the trees?

When did Sheila take the plastic off the sofa?

Surely the council being slow is a bit Sonya's fault for being sacked as mayor?

Surely Steph would have disposed of the corkscrew?

John the arsonist! Sitting on my hands.

After all his devious plans Finn is foiled by an empty cup of coffee

Loved the way they caught Finn out, super Doctor Karl strikes again!

Nifty coffee mug trick!!

Did Karl walk out of the hospital mid shift when he went with Mark to see Ellie? He really was on superhero form today