Neighbours Thread - Just Say No to the Limber Ladybird

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Therese - wake up and open your eyes and arms to Paul!

Run, Paige, Run!! Mark only wants you for the contents of your womb!

What is with the creepy men at the minute? Finn, Mark, Jack & Gary make my skin crawl.

Surely only a few weeks old. Paige has super gro milk

I didn't see the baby first time round, couldn't believe my eyes when he appeared today looking a lot bigger than my friend's 5 month old!
Haha yes to Aaron's dancing! Cringe!!
Do you know what really annoys me though? When people talk at the top of their voices in toadie's kitchen and expect anyone in the living area to not see or hear them. IT'S OPEN PLAN AND YOU'RE STANDING TWO FEET AWAY! Sorry to shout but it's happened a few times now and it really bugs me.

Pens hours after birth GabeWonderBabe was actively smiling and reciting his ABC's

Here are my notes from today's episode taps papers on desk like a newsreader :

Jack's hangover acting is worse than his drunk. Who's toothbrush was he going to use?

Is Steph a good character reference?

Well if all people Toadie knows what it's like to learn to walk again.

Shane and his lawnmower was a bit creepy during the dance.

I do think Eve is a very good actress even though her chin is annoying and her character is annoying.

Jack's got baby bio for spunk because he's been dipping his wick in the Holy Water.

Fl0ellafunbags too gross Haha

Did you see the way Paige had to heft GabetheGorilla (well there brunette, cute and huge) to pass him to Jack? Because his about 2 stone!

GabetheGorilla made me think Gabezilla 😂

Jack's super spunk would be a worry if heck became a crop duster like Brad

Gabezilla it is!

Amy beware...

Do we think Paigey wants a reconciliation?

Go Gabezilla ! Guess his mum and dad deserve each other....

Completely agree with your post middle. Jack's hangover acting was terrible!!!

And how cringey was the strip off dancing with a lawnmower? Seriously, what are the writers thinking with this stupid lawnmower story? I am dumbfounded with disbelief every time it's on again.

But also, how is it ok for everyone to think it's lighthearted & jokey to make Aaron strip off and dance in front of everyone just to sell something??? If someone did that to a woman there would be outrage! SERIOUSLY un-pc Neighbours.

And WTAF with the random new character Chantelle woman and her bizarre Wallace and Grommit grimmacey grin???

Yeah poor guy already has a complex he's only good for his body

Wallace

And

Grommit

Wow. I really should have watched today's ep. If only I had Toady's type of lawyering to do I could have sent my kids to 'day care' and had a high old time with on demand.

Yes her smile is very unsettling!

I was slight obsessed by Gabezilla's incredible strength neck muscles. Holy water spunk explains it!

Gabezilla was born May 30th

Gabezilla was born May 30th

2010

I like that anything bad that happens has to be at or near Ansons Corner. The ghetto of Erinsborough.

This baby is going to be walking soon! At most he's meant to be a month old?! I still can't get over why they've done it, it's beyond distracting.

Also how quick did they close the Parish? No notice, no closing down of projects just eviction. What about all Jacks parishioners who keep dying?

Maybe they all died and that's why their closing as Amy is the only living flock (is that right?) member and wouldn't go if Jack wasn't there to harass

Re Gabezilla; wasn't Matilda also quite big? I'm wondering if the have laws in Aus that you can't have teenie tiny babies "working"? On Eastenders they always have babies that look like newborns.

On a side note. Who remembers Des and Daphne's baby Jamie? There was a lot of fuss at the time that he was an ugly baby and got the job through nepotism?

This was when she came home at a month old, but she was born a month early so pretty much at gestation.

Baby Luc in H&A is normal sized though so maybe a Neighbours thing?