Neighbours Thread - Just Say No to the Limber Ladybird

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Therese - wake up and open your eyes and arms to Paul!

Run, Paige, Run!! Mark only wants you for the contents of your womb!

What is with the creepy men at the minute? Finn, Mark, Jack & Gary make my skin crawl.

Flo if you add Paul into the mix I think the fannies of Erinsborough are pretty much all accounted for.

Do you think Gary has found Mark's secret engagement ring cache buried in the garden (or more realistically at a large out of town storage facility near Anson's Corner)?

Do you think Gary has found Mark's secret engagement ring cache buried in the garden

Oh my life! That's it! It'll be Kate's ring, the one that he bought to go with her sparkly bowler hat.

The Keepers of the Fannies!

I had forgotten the bowler hat!

The preview at the end today, I seemed like Paul catching Terese in her negligee made her subconsciously push her boobs up at him before covering up. And wgyvthe fuck not, ay?

Mrs Doyle heeheehee brilliant

Who is Mrs Doyle?

Mrs Doyle is from Father Ted.

Karl and Toadie letting Nell play with that bottle of pills is literally the dumbest thing. You'd think they could have written it so she had a maraca or something in one hand and they just looked over and thought that's what she was doing but nope, they actually saw her shaking the bottle

Thank you, Crazed. I have never watched it.

Because it isn't funny

The ring story line was a bit rubbish considering Gary admitted the truth.

I reckon when Paige comes back from Queensland she'll bring home a toddler 😁

Theresa and Gary are so badly matched. All I can say is he must be amazing in bed

She'll probably come back with a toddler and will also magically have graduated from uni despite only having attended for all of a year and never sat an exam or attended a lecture.

She'll be teaching [insert whatever subject she allegedly studied] at Erinsborough High before Enormobaby starts school with Nell in September.

,, I reckon when Paige comes back from Queensland she'll bring home a toddler*

She gave birth to a toddler!

Lovely bold fail there

Maybe they are actually doing a Benjamin Button story line

So Sonya drives a ute into Leo's business whilst drunk and everyone is supposed to just forgive and forget and let her rebuild her life? Oh and when she says she going to get herself sorted out she bails and goes and gets drunk. Why should Leo not want his compensation?

Yes, I really think Leo has a point here.

Maybe they are actually doing a Benjamin Button story line

You're killing me

New spoilers are up on digital spy. There's a few interesting ones in there.

DD3's latest bit of fan fic. I'd normally raise my eyebrows at a 60lb baby but it can't be far off Gabe's birth weight.

TheSecretMrsFairbrother 😆

I am happy to have read the spoilers for the next three weeks on Digital Spy, as it means I don't have to watch it any more. I've realised I'm not interested in any of the plots or characters these days. I've stopped keeping up with Emmerdale for the same reasons recently, and my life has changed dramatically now I don't watch it. I can spend much more time on MN.

I spend most of Neighbours at the moment wanting to punch Toadies face and Xanthe's face and Finn's face.

Especially Toadie.