Neighbours Thread - Just Say No to the Limber Ladybird

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Therese - wake up and open your eyes and arms to Paul!

Run, Paige, Run!! Mark only wants you for the contents of your womb!

What is with the creepy men at the minute? Finn, Mark, Jack & Gary make my skin crawl.

Dh also commented in how quickly her post pregnancy soft tummy bump has retracted

God has obviously blessed him wink.
God obviously punished Page's foofoo

Wondering if there is some kind of law in Australia over not using newborns? Just cannot understand why they're using this giant baby, it makes it so hard to follow the story when he's holding his own head up and smiling away!

Paige being discharged from hospital after a scary birth, and jumping on a plane????? Oh Neighbours, even for you this is fucking ridiculous.

BUT Calum!!

And Steph replying to a text message by talking at her phone was weird

that is one big baby.
can I mention in H&A they have an older baby, but its tiny.
so can't see that it has to be a certain age being the reason.
very very cute baby though.

"He's so fragile"

Yeah Luc want newborn but she at least looked newish not about to order pie and chips from the pub!

Yes Anne said exactly the same about V upthread. Lol.

I thought Steph was sending a voice note to show how down with the kids Neighbours is. Aren't we cool maaan, Willow was on Instagram etc.

Maybe Paige has unusually positioned nipples at the side... no wait, Olympia definitely doesn't...

Why is Amy so invested in keeping Jack at the church? Does she fancy herself as a Mrs Doyle?

Amy is constantly interfering in the Jack - Paige affair. I keep hoping he will tell her to get lost.

I think Amy is in love with Jack

Flo - Amy is absolutely hankering after being Mrs Doyle! You are spot on!

Except that instead of cups of tea she'll be saying 'Will ye hev a gazeboooo? Yer will, yer will, yer will!'

I've had a really rubbish day but the idea of Amy being Mrs. Doyle has made up for everything! Almost crying laughing! It's so true! She's been bugging me hanging around him all the time. I know they shared a house for a week but they really don't seem like they'd be particularly close IRL. Apart from anything else, her faith seems confined to situations where someone she cares about is in hospital or someone requires judging. She doesn't seem like the sort of woman who hangs around at church for no reason.

I have nothing to say about Paige's baby... Mostly because if I start I'll be ranting all night! Ok, maybe one thing - if that baby had been breech & she'd tried giving birth in that position they'd both have died. To deliver a normal size breech baby vaginally she should've been as upright as possible!

Nice to see Callum back!

AGnu my 22year old was a footling breech delivered with me flat on my back, legs in stirrups. I am surprised Karl didn't bring a handy set with him actually.

But with Dr. Karl attending anythings possible!

Karl is uber doctor

Are there any fannies on Ramsey Street Dr Karl hasn't seen?

I'm loving how Nell is getting more lines and becoming a better actress than many adults on the programme. 😂

What are the odds on the real owner of the ring spotting it on Terese and getting her done for theft?

Are there any fannies on Ramsey Street Dr Karl hasn't seen?

Karl, Brad and Mark between them must have had dealings with every fanny in Australia.

Gary's shit cheap ring was exactly the same as mine! Feeling rather offended although I am happy to accept that I am not a classy lady like Therese so a nice one would be wasted on me.

Flo I am feeling very sorry for all those antipodean fannies.

We've seen more of paiges boobs round the pool than when she's supposedly breastfeeding! Surely she could have had a swaddled doll and draped a muslin over or looked like she was trying to feed it from the right place.
The ginormobaby is very distracting!!