Neighbours Thread - Just Say No to the Limber Ladybird

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Therese - wake up and open your eyes and arms to Paul!

Run, Paige, Run!! Mark only wants you for the contents of your womb!

What is with the creepy men at the minute? Finn, Mark, Jack & Gary make my skin crawl.

I was very impressed at the way he delivered a breech baby. 😁

Damn it, she woke up! I like her so much better unconscious.

Paige's baby was huge! And it was meant to be a bit premature!

They said she was bleeding heavily as well, yet there was no sign of blood on her or Jack!

Finn hasn't really thought through his plan, has he. He's stating Susan has had an MS relapse, but she'll probably be back at school after the weekend!

Didn't anybody at the school think "should he be disclosing the principal 's health issues to the entire school?" .

Or think should he be changing the rules if he's just standing in for a week?

Just had a mammoth catch up.

Why does no one go overdue in soaps? Why no failure to progress?

Paige annoys me intensely, she can't act at all, but her gripping on to Jack while she was supposedly unconscious was ridiculous. Why didn't the director step in? Why didn't they splash a bit of blood on her dress or her pristine pumps?

I was hoping Sonya would quietly slip away never to be mentioned again. Is it too much to hope she's in the well?

I've not seen it today. I kind of thought it would be nice for Paige to die so Jack could be a lone priest Dad.

I guess Sonya will crawl out of the well in time for Callum to come back.

Oh Flo, Paige's death would have been an excellent plot. We could have seen Jack conducting the funeral whilst changing the baby's nappy on the altar.

How long until Paige and Jack are a couple?

What is Finn getting out of the Xanthe thing?

Is it just attention and an ego boost to have a hot girl lusting after him?

Just wondering if the clips we've seen of Xanthe and Finn might be her setting him up but why would they be in a plane? Maybe a school trip? No idea why he would run away with her if it's something else and she is in deep as he wanted the job so much.

I'm traumatised by the Finn exercise scenes. Brennan brothers, yes. Iguana boy, no.

Ideas what Finn might be on a plane

• to confront ex in Sydney. Google tells me Melbourne to Sydney is a 1.5 hour flight and maybe Xanthe has left over game show money.
• Ellie finds out he has a brain tumour. I'm guessing that Karl doesn't know either or he'd be going easy on Finn.
• Ellie works out that Finn switched Susan's vitamin pills.
• school trip.
• Piper and Ben work out that Xanthe fancies Finn, they tell Ellie and Susan (?) so he leaves.
• there will be a Dr in Sydney who can help Finn with his tumour. Xanthe goes for moral support as Finn has no family.

Finn is getting a spy. Xanthe is going out with Ben so has a reason to be at the Kennedys' She let him in so that he could change the Ellie's student grades and she's snitched on conversations that she's heard between Ellie and Susan.

Maybe Finn is going to offer to take her to see her Mum and sister in erm Malaysia (wasn't concentrating, they could be anywhere) because Mark and the other Erinsborough Keystone cop are after him for tampering with Susan's berocca.

I've just realised that Finn is the evil twin of Sportacus from lazy town.

Fl0ella

Brennan brothers, yes. Iguana boy, no

What on earth is Finn doing - does he realise that being a teacher is crap and being a manager in education is even worse? I hope he's looking forward to his pay cut and being shat on by the school governors forevermore. Susan should retire and have the ultimate revenge by leaving him to it.

Totally, it's Erinsborough High not Eden Hills. I'm not sure he's an evil genius as much as an evil halfwit.

from watching wanted down under and that teaching is still on the skills shortage list - i don't understand why Finn doesn't just apply for a head job in an other school - they have a shortage of teachers! He's a science teacher!!!!

OMG! Paige's baby is massive.

Why is Paige's newborn baby bigger than my 4 month old son? My son Is no lightweight but that baby is huge!

Her pelvic floor must be wrecked!

Did you see them trying to lift him? They'll need a hoist to get him home from hospital.