Neighbours Thread - Just Say No to the Limber Ladybird

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Therese - wake up and open your eyes and arms to Paul!

Run, Paige, Run!! Mark only wants you for the contents of your womb!

What is with the creepy men at the minute? Finn, Mark, Jack & Gary make my skin crawl.

I literally laughed out loud at him whipping his top off and then not doing skin to skin anyway. Maybe he thought the sight of his abs would wake her up?

I think it was just to cover the baby but it was a bit confusing when he was talking about skin to skin. I hadn't seen him take it off so I had to rewind to see what was happening.

i have a question, im a day behind....so paige is chatting away to the baby and jack and karl turn up and she says something like the contractions are continuos
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No she's in the shed where jack bonked her alone. Piper and Susan took her but wait in the car then Susan gets sick from Finn drug swap. Jack and Karl are at Harold's (is it still called that?) and say they've been a long time so they will drive to go see if ok. Paige has contractions and the baby is coming by the time Jack and Karl get there.

I know it's Neighbours and all, but I had to laugh at Paige's pristine dress. I didn't officially lose any blood giving birth, and it was like a slaughterhouse in there. Paige had a little sweat, and that was about it.

at cum rug

Also in TV labour, when the waters break it's like someone spilled an egg cup of water. Mine was gallons. It just didn't stop.

Haha yes Brecon her dress pristine and white plimsolls with not a splash haha

I find myself watching Finn with horrified fascination, waiting for him to flick his lizard tongue out and start catching flies.

Caught a few minutes of Judge Judy this morning, she announced that she's very limber and gave me the most horrifying mental vision of her and Gary playing ladybirds.

😂 the word limber has now gone in the gross category with moist all thanks to Neighbours

Can't believe they gave a reason for Brad not being there but nothing for when Piper was in hospital.

How long has Paige been unconscious for?! She appears to now have a 5 month old baby.

Did I miss something? Sonya went missing 2 eps ago and there's been no mention since.

makeitstopneville LOL!! The baby is huge!

In preview for tomorrow's episode had Toadoe asking Mark (?) for help. Quite frankly I'm more interested in the Paige/baby story than Sonia. 😴

Lol, no wonder it put her unconscious.

I think it's a Sonya ep tomorrow. She got elbowed by the hospital action. I really want this Finn shot to wrap up!

*shit

Autocorrect is such a prude.

😂 at 5 month old. I thought the baby was supposed to be a preemie? Why did Jack leave him in the nursery instead of looking after him. He's mentioned twice how holding him has affected him yet only held him to bring him to Paige.

I'm bored of the Finn trying to shaft Susan and Ellie storyline. Can't believe that everyone believes that they hardly speak when they have chats at the coffee shop and school which are busy places.

My soap watching has been cut in half this past couple of days, as I ff through any scenes involving Finn and/or Xanthe. Or Sonja, actually, now I come to think of it. So I now have more time to waste listening to "The Archers".

Oh, how I laughed when Jack whipped his top off for no apparent reason (skin to skin my backside!). Swiftly followed by Aaron with a bare torso! I nearly fainted, I was so overcome.

Lizard Lips Finn is getting boring now, they're dragging it out too long. I wonder if someone mentions the drugs getting switched whether Xanthe might get an attack of conscience. She's not overbright, quite childlike and definitely besotted so maybe the dots won't join up.

Don't know about anyone else but I'm feeling moist and limber tonight 🐞

I am a bit disappointed that anyone who is gay seems to immediately fancy any other gay person. Only exception is cop lady and Steph but only because she was bonking her wife. I just don't understand why since David has come out every gay man he has had contact with has fancied him. I think he's a bit meek for Tom Quill.

Floella I wasn't until you mentioned it. But now....look out, DH! :D

ComedyofTerrors from the clips of what's coming up it looks like Xanthe and Finn are sat on a plane holding hands...

CurbsideProphet

I so hope Sheila's on the next plane. That would be an epic confrontation, with Xanthe bleating 'Grandmumma' in the background and Gary trying to kill the lizard.

Bit late to the party, have just watched yesterday's episode. That is not a newborn!!! Good god haha. Love how under Paige's name in her hospital room is has Karl as her attending doctor. Who knew he was an OBGYN now as well?! The things that man can do...