Neighbours Thread - Just Say No to the Limber Ladybird

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Therese - wake up and open your eyes and arms to Paul!

Run, Paige, Run!! Mark only wants you for the contents of your womb!

What is with the creepy men at the minute? Finn, Mark, Jack & Gary make my skin crawl.

A newborn that smiles?? And looks big enough to be about 5 months?? Seriously!!

The size of that child makes the bloodless delivery even more comical. She'd have been torn from arse to elbow giving birth to him.

Give him another month and he'd have been able to walk out of her birth canal.

Her pelvic floor must be wrecked!

😂 Picturing her incontince storyline... gets a cold... first day back at the punching bag etc

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that is NOT a newborn!!

Haha, just watched her strain to lift him to breastfeed him. Which she apparently does from her armpit.

And I can't help feeling Paige would have more success getting him to latch on if she wasn't trying to do it over her nightie - shades of Daphne giving birth with her tights on!

I fell off the thread.
He is adorable although clearly about to start school Haha and breast feeding with five layers of clothes on, kid must have a good latch!! They got him on the credits quick!!

I like that they did the breastfeeding vhat. Clearly a writer is pissed off at the Aussie version of nct. Also liked Piper calling out her family's birth control issues.

Haha Piper was funny with that. Yeah I thought the breast vs bottle thing was clearly done but not too overly

That baby smiled!

I can understand not having an actual newborn baby but why focus on the smile?

The baby is huge!

New set - we've not seen xanthes bedroom before.

She's breastfeeding over her clothes???

New set - we've not seen xanthes bedroom before

That'll be in one of those magic extensions that every Neighbours house has.

Wow. Breastfeeding through clothes! Another Neighbours first after Daphne giving birth with dungarees on. (And I'm not sure Paige didn't give birth with her knickers on).

Lol at Paige's miracle breastfeeding and huge baby.

Jesssssus
Just seen the 'newborn' really? Couldn't they use a model/fake baby???

You'd just think the us avoid showing the baby if they couldn't find a new born. It's ridiculous although I'm impressed they managed to swaddle a 6 month old and keep it in there.

All that sunshine in Australia makes them grow fast.
Reminds me of a creepy play I saw once where a baby grew ultra quickly and turned out to be half human, half gorilla.

Reminds me of a creepy play I saw once where a baby grew ultra quickly and turned out to be half human, half gorilla

It's Neighbours, you never know...

Ha that baby is so ridiculous! (Not the actual baby obvs, he's lovely!)

No wonder he doesn't want to breastfeed, he's ready for a fry up!

In other news I do think what Neighbours does best is the way people do often come back for big life events- more so than other soaps by a mile.

Fin in the bathroom reminded me of David Bowie - the man who fell to earth alien scene