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Masterchef anyone?

999 replies

Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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fourquenelles · 05/04/2017 20:56

I can see that Halsall your DH is not wrong

OuchBollocks · 05/04/2017 21:00

I got distracted by baby DS at just the wrong moment and don't know who went through

squoosh · 05/04/2017 21:03

Yurt builder, American woman, and choirboy got through.

OuchBollocks · 05/04/2017 21:11

Thanks :)

n0ne · 05/04/2017 21:31

Is John drunk?

CountessOfStrathearn · 06/04/2017 14:39

John was apparently Gregg's best man at his most recent wedding, so they must get along to some extent, even if John's been trying to deny it.

Joinourclub · 06/04/2017 16:45

I too have gone off Michel, and I used to love his twinkly eyes. I've suprised myself with how much I like Marcus. I really have no time for John or Gregg though. Hmm maybe I should watch on I player and fast forward through their parts .....

GrouchyKiwi · 06/04/2017 19:38

Michel is still lovely to me so nerr. If Monica likes him he must be a good sort, and he's very cute with his daughter.

Wasn't inspired by any of the contestants last night, though I didn't mind Choir Boy too much. I like that someone who looks so much like a little kid designs war ships.

Hope it's a good bunch tonight. And someone gives Gregg food poisoning.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/04/2017 20:05

Put it back or you'll ruin it! Poor langoustine.

ellenanora5 · 06/04/2017 20:05

Phew made it Grin

Didn't get a chance to watch last nights but not to worry, I'll catch up, hope everyone is well, and the masterchef babies are sleeping Smile

Halsall · 06/04/2017 20:06

James Corden lookalike had a very full basket there.

Halsall · 06/04/2017 20:06

Hope ds is feeling better today ellen?

ellenanora5 · 06/04/2017 20:07

Wait have I missed Dhruv Sad he was always my favourite

GrouchyKiwi · 06/04/2017 20:07

Yes yes, being a DJ is just like cooking.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/04/2017 20:08

The former contestants last night were much less pretentious than they usually are. Maybe it's just that the recent ones are trying to prove their cheffy credentials.

ellenanora5 · 06/04/2017 20:09

Yes thanks Halsall, my other chap is here now so he's up with him, watching a movie and he'll help him, I'm on a night off Smile

squoosh · 06/04/2017 20:10

Bev has got her eyelashes on. Bringing her glamour game!

ellenanora5 · 06/04/2017 20:10

I think some of them think they are much better than they are Grouchykiwi

ellenanora5 · 06/04/2017 20:12

Johns hair seems much greyer than usual, bet its Greg's fault

Halsall · 06/04/2017 20:13

Lynell should bring tears to Greggg's eyes, judging by the amount of Tabasco she was merrily emptying into that bowl.

LineysRun · 06/04/2017 20:13

I'm enjoying this!

GrouchyKiwi · 06/04/2017 20:13

Yes, definitely ellen.

I have sympathy with Tarmilla's experience of (some) British food.

ellenanora5 · 06/04/2017 20:15

Fish and chips, yes please Smile

squoosh · 06/04/2017 20:15

'Cover your hips food'

Oh yes!

LineysRun · 06/04/2017 20:16

Balleeee! Fish and chips and curry sauce and a bit of green shit.