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Masterchef anyone?

999 replies

Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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fourquenelles · 05/04/2017 20:34

Dhruv has lovely eyes

Faye's starter looks fab

fourquenelles · 05/04/2017 20:35

Thinking about it squoosh Grin

Halsall · 05/04/2017 20:35

Torode's face while Gregggg delivered his 'encouragement' to Faye was rather interesting there.

squoosh · 05/04/2017 20:35

Yes Bollocks, down with the perkiness. I'm always suspicious perkiness hints at something darker

OuchBollocks · 05/04/2017 20:36

Torode just has a happy place he goes to when Gregg is talking I think. I would need to have one if I worked with him.

squoosh · 05/04/2017 20:38

'Her touch is magnificent'

Words I never want to hear Gregggggg say about me 😩

DorotheaHomeAlone · 05/04/2017 20:39

Envy I wish Greg would lay off talking about contestants 'touch'. How does he make everything sound so sleazy?

DorotheaHomeAlone · 05/04/2017 20:39

Ha. Snap, Squoosh.

fourquenelles · 05/04/2017 20:40

Chocolate fondant! Why oh why oh why?

OuchBollocks · 05/04/2017 20:41

If your dish is basically a big bowl of rice and your rice is undercooked it's a bit of a fail really isn't it

Halsall · 05/04/2017 20:42

And why must Greggg call them 'fonDONTs'? Angry

squoosh · 05/04/2017 20:43

That bugs me too Halsall! He's always fon-DONTing

fourquenelles · 05/04/2017 20:43

Greg(g) the speaking clock again. He's horrible. Truly horrible.

MrsDoylesTeabags · 05/04/2017 20:46

I always think of Cake Boss when they say fondant Fondaawwwnnnt

squoosh · 05/04/2017 20:47

'The execution was sadly lacking'

And then the camera moves to Gregg.

Maybe an executing him would be a bit much pre watershed but perhaps a bit of falling masonry

Saucery · 05/04/2017 20:49

That's a novel way of serving a cake.

Halsall · 05/04/2017 20:49

More great big lumps of cake Hmm

Not terribly sophisticated, rose-petals or not

MrsDoylesTeabags · 05/04/2017 20:50

John Torode has a baggy face
I prefer Michel Roux and Marcus Wareing and Monica Galetti
This pair are really annoying

fourquenelles · 05/04/2017 20:51

I think most of us do MrsDoyle Sad

Saucery · 05/04/2017 20:51

I'm sure John just muttered "Fuck off" when Greg clapped.

OuchBollocks · 05/04/2017 20:51

A nice amount of rose in cake is none.

squoosh · 05/04/2017 20:53

Marcus is the best. Wonder if he'll make an appearance on this series.

Michel Roux is a bit of a ninny.

MrsDoylesTeabags · 05/04/2017 20:54

Mmm bitter and mature, they've just described me Grin

Halsall · 05/04/2017 20:55

four, dh has just said that Sharon reminds him of the actress Nicola Walker....

OuchBollocks · 05/04/2017 20:56

I used to love and adore Michel but I've gone off him a bit. Doesn't matter, he's fallen out with the BBC so he won't be popping up any time soon.

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