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Masterchef anyone?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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squoosh · 05/04/2017 20:13

Yurt builder! Brilliant

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Kwackerly · 05/04/2017 20:13

See you tomorrow hopefully ellenora and foxes!

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fourquenelles · 05/04/2017 20:15

Gawd that cake looks really under done

Halsall · 05/04/2017 20:15

Yes, we'll take notes for you and report back, ellen and foxes Grin

squoosh · 05/04/2017 20:18

Mark and Edmund look like earnest 19th century curates.

MrsDoylesTeabags · 05/04/2017 20:20

Yurt builder?
I love MasterChef but I hate how Greg shoves food in his mouth, greedy bugger

fourquenelles · 05/04/2017 20:20

Got it! Sharon is Gemma Whelan's mum.

Masterchef anyone?
OuchBollocks · 05/04/2017 20:20

Gregg made a chapati sound utterly perverted there.

squoosh · 05/04/2017 20:22

everything about Gregg is utterly repugnant. I'm even disinclined to wish the bald contestant well as he looks a bit like the gormless greengrocer

Halsall · 05/04/2017 20:22

I wonder what Faye's back-tattoo says....

OuchBollocks · 05/04/2017 20:22

Mmmmm good flavours in the undercooked pork poison-ball Hmm

DorotheaHomeAlone · 05/04/2017 20:23

Did they have less time this week? Almost no one has cooked their food all the way through.

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Kwackerly · 05/04/2017 20:25

Ouch that made me laugh Grin

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Kwackerly · 05/04/2017 20:26

Get tae fuck, mark. Your twists were shit.

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Kwackerly · 05/04/2017 20:27

Omg droov unbotton that suit before you eat

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Halsall · 05/04/2017 20:27

Bloody hell, Dhruv's, erm, expanded even more....

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Kwackerly · 05/04/2017 20:28

Thank you halsall, Dhruv....

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squoosh · 05/04/2017 20:29

I feel for Dhruv. If I worked in a kitchen I'd look like a giant dough ball.

MrsDoylesTeabags · 05/04/2017 20:29

Shut up Gregg!

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Kwackerly · 05/04/2017 20:29

Gregg loves a poached pear. Yes he does.

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fourquenelles · 05/04/2017 20:30

I have noticed a fashion among women of a certain age (mine) to dye their hair pale blue or lilac. I like it but it seems to have become very common recently. Like an age marker.

squoosh · 05/04/2017 20:31

That's the spirit Mrs Doyle! 😀

I always dream of sticking him in a vacuum packed bag and shoving him in the sous vide machine

MrsDoylesTeabags · 05/04/2017 20:32

If I worked in a kitchen they'de have to roll me out at the end of my shift like Violet Beauregarde

OuchBollocks · 05/04/2017 20:32

Sharon is perky. I can't get on board with perky, it's the opposite of my personality. I also hate rose flavouring.

squoosh · 05/04/2017 20:34

You see it a lot on hip Young things too four. You should go for it if you're tempted!