Masterchef anyone?

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If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

Yurt builder! Brilliant

See you tomorrow hopefully ellenora and foxes!

Gawd that cake looks really under done

Yes, we'll take notes for you and report back, ellen and foxes

Mark and Edmund look like earnest 19th century curates.

Yurt builder?
I love MasterChef but I hate how Greg shoves food in his mouth, greedy bugger

Got it! Sharon is Gemma Whelan's mum.

Gregg made a chapati sound utterly perverted there.

everything about Gregg is utterly repugnant. I'm even disinclined to wish the bald contestant well as he looks a bit like the gormless greengrocer

I wonder what Faye's back-tattoo says....

Mmmmm good flavours in the undercooked pork poison-ball

Did they have less time this week? Almost no one has cooked their food all the way through.

Ouch that made me laugh

Get tae fuck, mark. Your twists were shit.

Omg droov unbotton that suit before you eat

Bloody hell, Dhruv's, erm, expanded even more....

Thank you halsall, Dhruv....

I feel for Dhruv. If I worked in a kitchen I'd look like a giant dough ball.

Shut up Gregg!

Gregg loves a poached pear. Yes he does.

I have noticed a fashion among women of a certain age (mine) to dye their hair pale blue or lilac. I like it but it seems to have become very common recently. Like an age marker.

That's the spirit Mrs Doyle! 😀

I always dream of sticking him in a vacuum packed bag and shoving him in the sous vide machine

If I worked in a kitchen they'de have to roll me out at the end of my shift like Violet Beauregarde

Sharon is perky. I can't get on board with perky, it's the opposite of my personality. I also hate rose flavouring.

You see it a lot on hip Young things too four. You should go for it if you're tempted!