Masterchef anyone?

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If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

I'm waiting for someone to do a curried chocolate dish and jump the shark in the first week of the competition.

I really like David!

She's an addict, ellen.

foxes I have the subtitles on tonight.

David is quite lovely.

OhWhatfuckery, you've reminded me of a very disappointing run in with a portobello mushroom it was a while ago, pretty sure I mentioned it on the threads last year.......(I'm nearly over it)

Maria is an artist...

So a chocolate fondant then Maria

Great arms, Maria

Pretty sure I remember that mushroom trauma ellen

David reminds me of a slightly louche ex-WW2 fighter pilot. And Imran is like a young and terrifying Donald Pleasance.

Subtitles, good thinking!

Maria's arms are seriously impressive.

Imran looks like the penguin from Wallace and Gromit

I want Leanne and David to do well and go through to the next round

Ellen, I feel your pain. Nowt like a disappointing mushroom. Mine were cooked in butter with plenty of salt and pepper.
Maria has screwed the pooch.

Not a fan of spicy food but that looks beautiful.

Its all coming back Halsall, the disappointment of it all

Ds1 makes reference to it from time to time (the pup)

Hey everyone!! I am illicitly watching tonight. I'm meant to wait for DH so will probably have to watch this episode 'for the first time' again.

We won't tell Dorothea

David's a goner.

Cereal-flavoured ice-cream. Yawn. And/or

I'd eat that chocolate dish.

David should have gone for chocolate.
Ohhhh yum.

Ah no poor David

A bit of both Halsall

Spider eyelashes

Nope. Looks like someone sneezed then shat themselves on that plate.

Alison reminds me of someone irritating Keely Hawes? Except I like her.