Corrie Thread - How can Michelle walk on the cobbles in 6 inch heels?? NO SPOILERS PLEASE

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for a new thread.

Last night's was the first time in ages I have actually enjoyed watching Corrie. What a difference a good plot twist can make!

Whilst we all recover from the shock of a plot not being immediately obvious from a mile away, just a reminder to everyone on the thread...however obvious a spoiler may seem to you, however many magazines it has been on the cover of, we don't talk about it on here. We are spoiler free.

Perhaps Audrey has gone to Peru to visit Emily.

Audrey is upstairs in Ken's listening to Tracy's tapes.

So will David and Maria get together?

Who did Maria steal off toyah?

Final question (can you tell I'm catching up?) - when did gail and shona become so pally?

Nick and Michelle- ugh glad he didn't go through with it though

Toyah had a relationship with her (older) college lecturer, and she introduced him to Maria, who had a fling with him, became pregnant, and had an abortion. Toyah found out and went to London with Spider.
This is not my magnificent memory; I looked it up.

Sick of Michelle. How is she managing financially. Why doesn't she get a job away from the street as most people would do.

Because she has her highly successful wedding planning business there, and also the wedding camper-van which is in such demand that we haven't seen it for months.

What colour is Sinead's hair? I can't work it out....

Grey/pink. This whole Daniel/Sinead story is pinched from ' The Corn Is Green' a Katherine Hepburn / George Cukor tv film.
Sinead is a pita, run Daniel as fast as you can, away from your dad and your 5 minute girlfriend

Is Andy in the floorboards/attic and banging as he is trapped? Or is Phelan cracking up imagining stuff?
Why has Todd forgiven Phelan so easily? He hated him and now he is joking about Michael being dead!

I thought that. But load of going back n forth feed up for what? Easier do in him!

I still think it's ridiculous that Steve is selling the pub to give Michelle half when they were only married for 2 years. She nearly ended up in bed with a former boyfriend when Steve was away with depression. Why doesn't the silly cow join a cruise ship?

I don't understand why, in this modern age, Sinead and Daniel can't just move to Oxford

Or am I being daft?

Daniel suggested they move away 'down south' and Sinead didn't fancy it. Of course, if she'd known why, she might have agreed. Seems the obvious solution really. She could be all arts and crafty in Oxford whilst Daniel gets on with his amazing academic career.

Nonsense re Daniel and Oxford. Of course they should both relocate. Why not?

Exactly stone!

Sinead would love Oxford I reckon. She could set up her own business making soap and all the tourists would buy it.

Daniel would get to do his degree and become a Don.

The baby would grow up to write thoughtful poetry.

Boom! Happily Ever After!

No one ever goes away to uni in a soap. Not properly, it annoys me every time. That angry young man will end up getting some menial job on the street and be bitter all his life just like Ken.

True. I wondered by Nick and Leanne don't just move to somewhere distant and exotic - like Liverpool. Steve would never see Ollie ever again

Michelle's son went away to Uni (and has now vanished off the face of the earth).

Haven't seen Dev and the twins for ages, also Billy the Vicar is missing(thank goodness).

Where's Eileen ? Where's Tyrone, Ruby and Hope ? When did we last see the inside of the corner shop ? (And Dev as a PP has said.)

Rosie and Sophie have their own window cleaning round now ? Comedy descending into farce if ever I saw it.

How utterly cute and adorable is the baby that plays Miley? Soooo sweet. Hope they stay in and that awful boyfriend of hers does one.

Hate Faye's boyfriend Seb, but I do think it's clever how they have Phelan taking him under his evil wing.
Phelan recognises himself in Seb. I guarantee Phelan will use him to hurt Anna in some way