Neighbours Thread - Dee Day is finally here!

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Now Toadie needs to ditch Sonya and follow his destiny...

i am a couple of days behind
has mark turned tylers room into the nursery?

lol probably is Tyler's room but they seem to have never ending rooms.

Sonya was probably doing the fertility dance. It's probably brad's there too.

Tbh I don't think I'd thought it through as much as you, Comedy. I'm sorry for your nightmares!

i was trying to work out how many rooms they have, must be more than 3

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I feel like going to Erinsborough and telling Jack myself. I'm so bored of the baby daddy plotless plot.

DH is down under bound next week, I'll get him to swing by Ramsay Street for you.

Ooooh I love a floor plan!

brads so gonna spill

Will Tyler move back and they will do a version of 3 men and a baby?

Forgot my Brad moan about how he didn't want to add pressure or stress to Paige. WHAT ABOUT PIPER YOU ARSEHOLE!?!

Thanks MrsF, that would be great.

Tell him to watch out for random wells.

Will do. I need to make sure he doesn't bump into Steph or he'll fall in love with her and never return.

Tell him to stay away from Brad too, otherwise you might get pregnant.

What is it with Lauren and Brad and shipping their kids out all over the place?

Brad and Therese packed Piper off to Canada when she was about 12, Lauren has got rid of all of hers except for Paige, and now wants to send her up to the Baby Farm that is the Gold Coast. Brad has also sent all his kids who aren't dead up there too, except for Imogen who got married off at the age of 20 and sent to be some bizarre US attorney that only needs to have sat half a foreign degree (unlike actual US law students who have to do a whole undergraduate degree in a different subject before getting to go to study law - anyway, I digress).

No doubt when they've sent all the other kids away they'll still ignore poor Piper. And complain about feeling lonely or useful.

Trying work out now whether, if Paige's baby is a boy, whether it would be illegal for him and Matilda to get married/procreate? Technically they would be cousins, but Paige is a sibling to both of Matilda's parents so would that make them some bizarre sibling cousin hybrid? Or have I fallen down a Neighbours rabbit hole? Or a well...

😂 you def fell down the well!

Paul is another children dotted everywhere one but that's less him shipping them off I guess. It's a very Erinsborough thing. As is the abandoning your child to the Kennedys (previously the Bishops).

Maybe when DH comes back he won't actually be DH. He'll be an evil looky likey and try to pass off an improbably tall child as mine.

I think I may have fallen down the well and sustained a head injury.

He prob won't even be a lookalike. Although you won't notice. You'll just comment that he's had a hair cut.

Don't worry, the child probably won't be imposed on you right away. It'll be staying down the road at the Holiday Inn until the right moment. Probably you declaring you don't want anymore children or are pregnant or have a family member in need of a kidney.

PS I hope it's not the latter although they will be a match

All your family pictures will also change to the new head, so you won't have any reference points that something may be slightly amiss.

You may also find that your children acquire new heads. Or that if you've not seen your kids for some time (or indeed ever) and even if they were conceived at a time when your husband had his other head, they look like his new head not his old one.

Will my children change age to suit the new narrative? It would be nice to skip the awkward adolescence phase.

Yes but more likely they will skip ages 9 through to 13 and just leave adolescent years then skip 15 to 18 so they can drink

Yep. Watch out for the drinking. If your teens drink they will either
a) develop an instant drinking problem or
b) run someone over in your car and then fake it being stolen to cover up their crime

If option b prevails it is highly likely that they will then get involved with the local organised crime boss and you will all have to go into witness protection. At which point your husband's ability to change head at will may be something of a boon.

You can, however, relax in the knowledge that as soon as they leave school they have a guaranteed job in the school as a qualified teacher.