Neighbours Thread - Dee Day is finally here!

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Now Toadie needs to ditch Sonya and follow his destiny...

Middle sometimes Paul's limp switches leg so possibly it grows back and then falls off overnight.

Yes, it is like a documentary, isn't it?

Everyone I know has been left behind as a teen when their parents moved to the other side of the country to live with kindly neighbours, and all my school teachers were mechanics, surfers and dancers.

Willow will eventually live with Karl and Susan......

Yeah or she will find out that Brad is her real dad

Who was Toadie's girlfriend before Dee? I wonder if they will bend time to make Willow Toadie's actual child, who has somehow ended up living with Real Dee who doesn't know she is Real Dee.

Sadly, none of the above is beyond Neighbours.

We are all overlooking the obvious here.

Karl is Willow's father. He had an affair with real Dee who concealed the pregnancy, gave birth in the only room in the hospital and then kept the baby hidden in one of the many unseen rooms in Lassisters.

When real Dee died, Sindi found the baby, did a runner and sold her to fake Dee.

God, it's really simple if you think about it.

I have a church question. If you turn up to confess at any old time how do they know you're in the booth? Do you shut the door and that means they know you're in there? What if you end up waiting for ages?

Also have I missed Paul's sausage results? I saw him get Lauren in on it but when is he cooking them?

That is inspired, MrsFairbrother, apart from the Fake Dee part. Fake Dee is Real Dee, she just doesn't know it yet.

Middle - confession times are listed outside the church, you can't just turn up any old time. The priest sits in the booth waiting for the sinner to come in and confess. And you can easily hear the other person breathe etc.

Another thing that was wrong about the confession where Paige didn't realise she was confessing to the wrong man, is that She would say "Bless me Father for I have sinned, it has been 2 days since my last confession" and then the priest would speak. You don't just launch into your wrong-doings.

Paul's sausage was exposed (ooh-er!) as Therese was suspicious and confronted Lauren, who immediately caved.

This is what happens when you "watch" whilst on MN.

Thank you for the church answers. My only "knowledge" of confession is off telly and movies when people just seem to do it or bump into the priest and say I'd like to confess.

Some "modern" priests like to do face-to-face confessions. When I went back to church after many years of absence I was horrified by this and said "No thank you, I'd rather go in the confessional". My return to the fold did not last long.

I may have stayed longer if there had been sausage sizzlers.

Imagine the poor children if Elly and Rob Beckett had children!?

Neigh

Imagine the hideousness of being a priest if confession was like it is depicted on Neighbours. Hours and hours just sitting in a cubicle in case some self-obsessed 20-something (of any religious persuasion apparently, not just the catholic ones) fancied coming in to unburden herself of whatever her latest 'me me me' dilemma is.

No doubt when Paige leaves they'll just replace her with Elly. I s'pose at least if you were hearing her confess you wouldn't need to look at her gnashers!

am i the only one who hates Jack?
he is so self absorbed he is beyond real
very like Brad

I don't like what he did to Paige. Took advantage after the crash and declared he was leaving the church, dog collar off and all. Then he decided against it 2 days later.

I agree! If I was Brad or Lauren I'd be tempted to report him for taking advantage of their daughter. She was in shock and on the verge of hypothermia, so inappropriate for anyone to do that, never mind a Catholic priest.

But he is fit

Yeah or she will find out that Brad is her real dad

Super spunk strikes again

They seem to have a bit of a down on the clergy at the moment, a dithering, randy priest and a devious lying bishop.

I think brad does a spunky human crop dusting quarterly

middle lovely mental image you've given me there, thanks.

Sorry 😔

Middle

I now have a mental vision of Brad doing some x rated wing walking, quite possibly singing 'we plough the fields and scatter' just to keep in with the religious theme, or would he be doing a fertility version of the wedding dance?