Masterchef 2016 Semi final Maaemo Shhmaaemo

[fourquenelles]

Samles rundt mine venner og unngå rollmops

Shining new thread

Oh I know Queen. Sometimes the evil in my soul overtakes me.

Slaughter They are Spanish galgos so related to geyhounds but bred to hunt not race. We could grease up Greg(g) set him loose and let my boys after him.

No! I agree with Squoosh!

Our Noo should arrive with all of the kitchen animals of Fronse - escargots, frergs (sorry - don't know what frog is in Fronch, so have to use Peter Sellars; accent) random songbirds etc and DEMAND his rightful place in the final.

Disney would doit!

Lovely dogs, four. I'd quite like greyhounds.

Does that not count as animal abuse four? Would the RSPCA not be on to you like a shot?

We need one of the finalists (not Gary) to have a significant but not life threatening accident so that Our Noo has to come in to save the day.

Matt's tarts look a bit raggedy around the outside. Not really final-worthy dish

[opens Celebrations, drinks port]

I might want Gary to win. Not just Gary/Ellie. Will see what they're making.

Hadn't thought of that Slaughter. Another dream bites the dust.

I would eat these guys food every day of the week and eat the Norwegan's never.

I'm veering towards supporting Gary.

Good idea four - perhaps a sprained pinky.

Norwegian, lost the i as it was covered in oyster gel and tatstes of oil pollution

#teamelly is trending on Twitter

Agree I'd never eat those Norwegian dishes. Eating there costs about eleventy bajillion pounds anyway

*PINNY - not pinky.

I swear I will swing for this autocorrect!

Sweetbreads. Ugh. Who wants to eat a pancreas?

Are they brandy snaps by another name?

That reminds me, must get Brandy Snaps.

I was worried he was going to ask her to marry him.

Oh no. I cannot abide tarragon. Shame.

Eating there costs about eleventy bajillion pounds anyway

Yeah - if I'm paying that, I want chips with it.

And squirty cream.

Marcus is saying 'wow' a lot

Bet she was as well squoosh

I lurve tarragon. With a passion.

Have never heard of putting it in a pudding though...

Hope that doesn't go the way of Asparagus Cake.

Greg(g) wants a big brandy snap - do you think he's compensating for something?

Slaughter you've made me contemplate Greg(g)'s penis.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?