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Masterchef 2016 Semi final Maaemo Shhmaaemo

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fourquenelles · 21/12/2016 20:27

Samles rundt mine venner og unngå rollmops

Shining new thread

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Footle · 21/12/2016 20:41

I always thought I wanted to go to Norway. Grated anything heart isn't my fave.

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:42

How the hell can you mess up a dish that is going to mug the cr@p out of your tastebuds anyway.

"Like nothing I've ever tasted before" - Nice one, Pubes

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Gardencentregroupie · 21/12/2016 20:42

This episode isn't making me wonder why the British high street has fewer Norwegian restaurants than tapas or Indian...

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GrinchyKiwi · 21/12/2016 20:42

Another oil slick. With flowers. How pretty.

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fourquenelles · 21/12/2016 20:42

Welcome Brio You can pick your sick bag up from the corner and your wankery bingo card from Fuckery

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dotdash · 21/12/2016 20:42

Tweezers. You don't need tweezers in a kitchen.
Knob.

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:43

I'm not surprised they're covering the food up with flowers - that's what you put on a grave isn't it?

Bugger - TV has gone off (again)

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GrinchyKiwi · 21/12/2016 20:43

Gary really is minuscule.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/12/2016 20:43

This is assemblage isn't it? Very fiddly assemblage but not cooking.

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Joinourclub · 21/12/2016 20:43

It's putting me off my dinner!

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:44

Back on thank Christ!

What did I miss?

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GrinchyKiwi · 21/12/2016 20:45

Oooh, that colour looks amazing on Monica.

I wonder if their faces will be more convincing when they talk about how wonderful the food is than last year.

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Wordsaremything · 21/12/2016 20:45

Grated reindeer heart, santa's nails of hand and foot, spheres of plastictoii

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BrioLover · 21/12/2016 20:45

A three month waiting list. Still less than Le Gavroche.

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:45

Bloody hell! A rule to measure the food. WTF!?

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fourquenelles · 21/12/2016 20:45

Monica looking radiant in yellow and Marcus gorgeous in blue but they have brought knobhead with them

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BrioLover · 21/12/2016 20:46

And thank you for the welcome! I call bingo on precise leeks.

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Wordsaremything · 21/12/2016 20:46

Who is top knot youth?

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:46

I have never heard such w@nkery!

"negative spaces" my @rse

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Joinourclub · 21/12/2016 20:47

I don't think this is gregs cup of tea

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ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 21/12/2016 20:47

Good thing it's a tasting menu.

Otherwise how do you decide between rotten fish and grated reindeer heart?

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fourquenelles · 21/12/2016 20:47

Words I missed his title but he seems to be the main guy's right hand man

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Wordsaremything · 21/12/2016 20:47

Monica looks stunning

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:47

Do we HAVE to watch that Tosser stuffing his face?

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Gardencentregroupie · 21/12/2016 20:47

Topknot is a sous chef isn't he?

Imagine Marcus if someone gave him grated heart in one of the early rounds.

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