Masterchef 2016 Semi final Maaemo Shhmaaemo

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Samles rundt mine venner og unngå rollmops

Shining new thread

I always thought I wanted to go to Norway. Grated anything heart isn't my fave.

How the hell can you mess up a dish that is going to mug the cr@p out of your tastebuds anyway.

"Like nothing I've ever tasted before" - Nice one, Pubes

This episode isn't making me wonder why the British high street has fewer Norwegian restaurants than tapas or Indian...

Another oil slick. With flowers. How pretty.

Welcome Brio You can pick your sick bag up from the corner and your wankery bingo card from Fuckery

Tweezers. You don't need tweezers in a kitchen.
Knob.

I'm not surprised they're covering the food up with flowers - that's what you put on a grave isn't it?

Bugger - TV has gone off (again)

Gary really is minuscule.

This is assemblage isn't it? Very fiddly assemblage but not cooking.

It's putting me off my dinner!

Back on thank Christ!

What did I miss?

Oooh, that colour looks amazing on Monica.

I wonder if their faces will be more convincing when they talk about how wonderful the food is than last year.

Grated reindeer heart, santa's nails of hand and foot, spheres of plastictoii

A three month waiting list. Still less than Le Gavroche.

Bloody hell! A rule to measure the food. WTF!?

Monica looking radiant in yellow and Marcus gorgeous in blue but they have brought knobhead with them

And thank you for the welcome! I call bingo on precise leeks.

Who is top knot youth?

I have never heard such w@nkery!

"negative spaces" my @rse

I don't think this is gregs cup of tea

Good thing it's a tasting menu.

Otherwise how do you decide between rotten fish and grated reindeer heart?

Words I missed his title but he seems to be the main guy's right hand man

Monica looks stunning

Do we HAVE to watch that Tosser stuffing his face?

Topknot is a sous chef isn't he?

Imagine Marcus if someone gave him grated heart in one of the early rounds.