Masterchef 2016 Semi final Maaemo Shhmaaemo

[fourquenelles]

Samles rundt mine venner og unngå rollmops

Shining new thread

How can we have two bald, specky men, and one of them is lovely and the other is . . . . not . . . .

"Fud" is a slang word in Scotland for a lady part I think.

It is making me slightly giggle like a child every time Gary pronounces food with the short u sound

Well squoosh - you refused to let me fantasise about `Marcus and although I am not a bitter person (no - not at all hahahahahaha!) I thought I'd just get my own back by ruining your life.

No no no no no no no no I will not have Greg(g)'s penis on this thread!

Bleurgh bleurgh bleurgh

If it's any consolation girls- I doubt that Greg(g) has one.

Gary's pudding looks yummy.

This all looks so scrummy

Oh Slaughter that's Lucrezia Borgia levels of revenge

Gary's dessert looks as though it will be amazing

I had to go and make baileys hot choc. What's the meals?

Oh, that does look very pretty. I like the bowl.

It does look good!

(Matt's food that is for the avoidance of doubt)

Forgive me squoosh. It was below the belt unnecessarily unkind. Marcus can bring that out in a girl.

I will never do it again.

That looks lovely. More spuds obviously.

I'd scoff the lot of that.

Broad beans are my favourite vegetable.

I like the bowl, too.

Popping candy is a bit Come Dine With Me circa 2010.

Matt's done a great job. Hope the others have done as well/better.

Look at the contempt in Matt's eyes when Greg(g) starts speaking.

The voiceover man is FIIIITTTTTT

Broad beans are my favourite vegetable.

I've never heard anyone say that before.

He has set the bar very high. This is going to be very tight I think.

I'm an original.

I think my telly is a few minutes behind everyone else's. Perhaps it's because we are in the north and the signal has further to go and needs to be carried by timing pigeons>