Masterchef 2016 Semi final Maaemo Shhmaaemo

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Samles rundt mine venner og unngå rollmops

Shining new thread

Look at Marcus' smiley face. It's like when a heavenly angel gazes upon you...

Fuckery - we've got Bailey's in . . .

Oh Slaughter yes! He would have been the Fronch Mowgli to their slippery escargots.

We need him to balance the Walking Scrotum, Squoosh

Pubes is a bit of a looker without the pube face

Do you think that blazer is genuine nylon?

Oh I like the beard!

His wife is very pretty too

I don't really approve of tales of woe being wheeled out for thee shows. On X Factor everyone seems to have a dead grandmother they great mileage out of.

Awww, Matt's wife seems sweet.

Maybe the blokes are knobs? wouldn't that be surprising
Oh no, middle aged bloke in skinny jeans alert.

We've got a springer spaniel, and she's even prettier than Pubes' because we don'y clip her and I spend all of my waking hours grooming her fabulous shiney coat.

I thank God every day that my three boys are short haired Slaughter I couldn't do the grooming bit

God - greg(g)'s face- I am always taken aback how very foul he is (and normally I don't criticise appearances tooooo much, because we are all as God made us . . . )

We have a little cocker bitch as well and she looks even shinier because she's black.

No colour gleams like a well-tended black.

I bet his Dad isn't even dead.

Two of my boys are black. I love black dogs. Here have a random dog picture on a masterchef thread

How does Marcus restrain himself from breathing on Greg(g)'s glasses?

Come on Our Noo!

Burst through the doors and demand to cook.

What breed/cross are yours four?

I am disappointed they're not calling him Chef Bang. Chef Espen is boring.

Ouch Squoosh, that's not nice

Pic has just come up! I love greyhounds!

squoosh you are an evil,evil woman

Pubes has trimmed his beard for the final

Oh four I love greyhounds! They're gorgeous. So elegantly posed.

Goose fat! Must remember to add that to my shopping list for tomorrow.