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Masterchef 2016 Semi final Maaemo Shhmaaemo

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fourquenelles · 21/12/2016 20:27

Samles rundt mine venner og unngÄ rollmops

Shining new thread

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squoosh · 22/12/2016 20:04

Here we are, the final.

I'll have to do some intense Marcus perving tonight.

fourquenelles · 22/12/2016 20:04

I would be happy for any one of them to win to be honest but if forced to I would rank Wee man, then pubes,then Ellie

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GrinchyKiwi · 22/12/2016 20:04

I passed my driving test today so DH and I cooked a roast pork dinner and had (supermarket) profiteroles for pudding. Stuffed.

This should be a fabulous final.

TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 22/12/2016 20:04

Hot chocolate with RUM?!

Never had that ()

QueenMortificado · 22/12/2016 20:05

I thought being ginger skipped a generation? Or is if recessive so that if both the parents are ginger the kids will be?

Gorgeous colour hair they have!

TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 22/12/2016 20:06

Kudos Grinchy

Wee Chef's ginger boys are lovely - red hair is my favourite!

squoosh · 22/12/2016 20:06

CONGRATULATIONS Kiwi.

Look at you all nonchalant with your 'passed my driving test'. Grin

squoosh · 22/12/2016 20:07

I would have know from one mili-glance that Gary was a Weegie. So many short balding ginger men in specs in this city.

Julius02 · 22/12/2016 20:07

The chefs wouldn't approve but I have a bowl of Supernoodles and a glass of wine. Perfect.
I really want Gary to win.

GrinchyKiwi · 22/12/2016 20:08

Ginger twins!

Thank you. It was a surprise. Grin

TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 22/12/2016 20:08

Queen

I had a blonde friend with a ginger husband and both their girls were ginger. Perhaps she had ginger recessive genes.

fourquenelles · 22/12/2016 20:08

Congrats Grinchy!

Cor Ellie scrubs up well

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QueenMortificado · 22/12/2016 20:08

Congrats Grinchy!

Ellie looks very pretty with her hair down and a bit of slap on

TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 22/12/2016 20:08

Oh, Arse!

The Gurner is back!

QueenMortificado · 22/12/2016 20:09

Thanks Slaughter, need to google!

SallyGardens · 22/12/2016 20:09

Ginger is the most recessive hair colour - it can skip many generations but if both parents have a hidden gene for it, it can come out.

In the spirit of keeping up with four, I've opened the tub of Heroes tonight.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/12/2016 20:09

Unless they are Scottish, then ginger gene becomes dominant. Xmas Wink
Well done Kiwi!
It's bleddy gawguss Slaughter, almost as good as with baileys, which I'm going to have.
Fill ya boots squoosh, it's a long time till next one.

TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 22/12/2016 20:09

Ellie does look pretty - and she's a twin! And has a lovely dd.

squoosh · 22/12/2016 20:10

I bet Our Noo's story would have been trés charmant Sad

dementedma · 22/12/2016 20:10

Wee Gary or Ellie to win

TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 22/12/2016 20:11

A dreadful job Sally , but someone had to do it.

Good of you to take one (tub) for the team. Grin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/12/2016 20:12

I know what I was going to say, did anyone notice on chefs table night all the women sat together?

squoosh · 22/12/2016 20:12

Gregg's certainly getting his money's worth out of that beige blazer.

fourquenelles · 22/12/2016 20:12

I clocked that too Fuckery and wondered what it was all about Confused

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 22/12/2016 20:12

Oh - I bet it would squoosh

I bet he was an orphan left on the doorstep of a convent in rural Fronse, but kidnapped from his basket and raised by wild escargots as one of their own.

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