Masterchef 2016 Semi final Maaemo Shhmaaemo

[fourquenelles]

Samles rundt mine venner og unngå rollmops

Shining new thread

"Flavour quite extraordinary". Is that the same kind of word as "interesting"?

Tough call indeed, Chardonnay

Monica is stylish, isn't she?

Challenging

Top knot is 'Robin' to ginge beards 'batman'

Christ - that looks like an extruded eyeball . . .

DH says at least they have nice wine glasses

Doesn't Monica look great?

Please someone - do humanity a favour and throw Greg(g) to a rabid walrus or something

Shut up Gregg. Then shut up some more.

Fuck off Gregg

Ugh really not liking Ellie any more as she goes through the competition

DO they actually cook anything, or is it all raw and decaying flesh artistically arranged?

They look terrified of the next course.

More tweezers in action than in a brow shaping competition.

Oh no.
'Enjoy'

I thought that was a fruity thing and quite liked the look of it - but it's scollop.

Only "almost" raw this time, though

Quick, while Squoosh is missing, isn't Marcus looking handsome too? Shhhhh!

Singed pube to enhance Matt's next course ?

He is indeed Fuckery We could kidnap him and hide him from her.

None of this looks like food

What tw@ttery is this?

Who in their right mind pays to suffer this sort of culinary abuse?

Marcus likes peasant norks.
Like mine.
Lancashire ones

Gary's trying hard but not crawling.

Yes he is, Fuckery, and now Our Noo has gone . . .

"Mackerel and flowers. Who would have put that together."

Who indeed, Scrotum-face. Who indeed.