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Masterchef 2016 Semi final Maaemo Shhmaaemo

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fourquenelles · 21/12/2016 20:27

Samles rundt mine venner og unngå rollmops

Shining new thread

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GrinchyKiwi · 21/12/2016 20:47

"Flavour quite extraordinary". Is that the same kind of word as "interesting"?

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:48

Tough call indeed, Chardonnay

Monica is stylish, isn't she?

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Wordsaremything · 21/12/2016 20:48

Challenging

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Joinourclub · 21/12/2016 20:49

Top knot is 'Robin' to ginge beards 'batman'

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:49

Christ - that looks like an extruded eyeball . . .

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BrioLover · 21/12/2016 20:49

DH says at least they have nice wine glasses

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BestIsWest · 21/12/2016 20:49

Doesn't Monica look great?

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:49

Please someone - do humanity a favour and throw Greg(g) to a rabid walrus or something

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Footle · 21/12/2016 20:50

Shut up Gregg. Then shut up some more.

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Wordsaremything · 21/12/2016 20:50

Fuck off Gregg

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BrioLover · 21/12/2016 20:50

Ugh really not liking Ellie any more as she goes through the competition

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:50

DO they actually cook anything, or is it all raw and decaying flesh artistically arranged?

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Footle · 21/12/2016 20:51

They look terrified of the next course.

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ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 21/12/2016 20:51

More tweezers in action than in a brow shaping competition.

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Wordsaremything · 21/12/2016 20:51

Oh no.
'Enjoy'

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:52

I thought that was a fruity thing and quite liked the look of it - but it's scollop.

Only "almost" raw this time, though

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/12/2016 20:52

Quick, while Squoosh is missing, isn't Marcus looking handsome too? Shhhhh!

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Footle · 21/12/2016 20:52

Singed pube to enhance Matt's next course ?

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fourquenelles · 21/12/2016 20:53

He is indeed Fuckery We could kidnap him and hide him from her.

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Gardencentregroupie · 21/12/2016 20:53

None of this looks like food

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:53

What tw@ttery is this?

Who in their right mind pays to suffer this sort of culinary abuse?

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Wordsaremything · 21/12/2016 20:53

Marcus likes peasant norks.
Like mine.
Lancashire ones Wink

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Footle · 21/12/2016 20:53

Gary's trying hard but not crawling.

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:53

Yes he is, Fuckery, and now Our Noo has gone . . .

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:54

"Mackerel and flowers. Who would have put that together."

Who indeed, Scrotum-face. Who indeed.

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